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Nap time today😂

Mas was AWESOME today in the vets. They were running behind so we had to wait 40 minutes with a variety of different dogs - we did lots of practise with ‘through’ (my legs) middle and touch etc - he was so good!!

Oh wow. Is there not some sort of animal helpline you can ring? That’s beyond cruelty. If I have cabbage I stink! Can you not use that to your advantage? 😈 Remind them you don’t stink when you get BBQ chicken 😈

@Lab_adore i saw a video of you on paw-book you is getting skinny!!!! Have you not figured out how to fight the diet yet? 😳

Is you skinny yet Maxx? At least your mummy not trying to make you bullemic! I had the yummiest cake ever yesterday and she made me throw it up? 🤬

Oh don’t! I get that all the while! Tbh OH is just as bad with his ‘why haven’t you trained him out of that yet’ erm let me think Sherlock...: because you fuckers keep leaving food on the side?

I’m cashing in on the guilt today! Not only has OH done all the cleaning and made tea tonight he’s now walking Mas on his ‘shit’ walk (a walk literally to make him poo)

Honestly it’s like having a toddler on blue smarties today! He hasn’t stopped!!

I went from Majorly impressed to Absolutley setting myself with laughter 😂

2 hours in the countryside and he’s still bouncing 🙄😳😳😳😳

Oh that’s it. You lot just enjoy your brownies whilst I pay £360 for the pleasure of seeing it pump out of my dog 😂

I felt the insurance claim charge just takes the biscuit to be fair. Especially as I’ve got to do it and all they do is sign it!

Oh he’s full of the joys of spring! 😂 he’s Absolutley his usual self aside from being pissed at the bland food instead of his breakfast. Quite frankly it serves him right

I have no idea. They calculated in on his weight... and having never had a dog with such suicidal tendencies before I just assumed that was the right cost! However... word to the wise. Amorphine makes Mas incredibly hyperactive. At 1am this morning I was walking the little shit up and down the...

The amorphine injection was £180 and the out of hours consultation was £150 😔 Note to self. Try to plan emergencies for within vet hours!

Mummy I feel poorly 😔😢

Is it any more inappropriate that I’m gutted I didn’t even get to try the brownies? 😂

Feeling VERY sorry for ourselves right now.

And he’s home! All good - got to have a dose of charcoal in an hour but apart from that he’s fine! Is currently sulking trying to get some more food 🙄