The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

Ging and me was cooking and she chopped up a long thin red thingy for Beards tea. She puts them in the oven but washed her hands quick. I like licking things so I jumped up quick an gives the board a good old Rory lick. It was nice at first then it went all burny. I ran in to the sofa and ging just looked at me licking me lips and said oh sh*t. My ears were a bit inside out I was a bit lip smacky so she gave me milky water. It's all gone now. I think I might give one of them red skinny things another try another day to see if they are still stinky.
 
Frens, I bin out today. Proper out out. Out to lunch. I wen for a propper good runnabout on some hills feerst then we are went to a pub. I woz supposed to be good, well I woz good and evvry body said, o isnt she good, isnt she beautifle, you no like they do, an so I did lie down and then I did get up and all the peeple on there chairs said can she come to say hello so I woz aloud. Cos reely woodnit be rood not two?

Then we went on anuvver walk but I had to stay on lead. :saddog: cos there woz a big sine that sed so. It still woz fun, wiv the small hoomans.

Then we came home and I had roste beef for tee and extra tee, and a bit more extra tee. And then I did ask for a bit more xtra tee. She sed "you've got be joking (I wasn't" but now I am goin :sleepy::sleepy:
 

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
Today I hav dun helpin. I helped by playin wiv a puppy on our walk. I helped the nice man hoo came to do sumfing on a ladder in our hallway, doeno wot he wos doin but I brort him my Wellyfant and I biffed his leg wiv me paw wen he wos up his ladder. I fink that must hav helped him lots cos Mother took me away and gave me treets to say Fankyoo. Later on I helped make the Kongs and then I helped by cleenin out the yogert pot. For sum reeson that made Mother larf. So that wos helpin tooooo!
Today I reely reely have been
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Lab_adore

Moderator
Sumtimes we run into alien bum prodder vet Dr Joolian and today we did an I didn try to jump on him. He sed 'surely we aren't matooring marvellous Maxx?' Dad sed 'apprently it will happen....evetchually'

I was just a bit hot cos the hoomidditty has come....heh heh...wach out nex time Dr Joolian :devil:

Oh oh and frens, I herd Mum and Dad say the hole fambly is comin' soon! I must rest up so I can greet them properly :dug:
 

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
Mumsgoneaways to Lundins to see my hooman sista. I fink she is havin lodes of fun wivowt me :'( .
Dad is doin wolks and won't frow my ball in case I do too much runnin and get lost - I won't dad promize :shake: .
Hope Mum is comin back soon, I is missin the kisses and cuddles.

Toffee - the not norty and sad one.
Wot is Lundins? Fink I doenlike it if it takes Mothers away an there is no boll games an kisses an cuddles.
Fink we mite hav to awl do a Protest March.
Yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
Pee Ess, Mother ses she yoosed to live in Lundins an it wos awl Luvlee. I somehow dowt it wood be nice for
GoodgirlJoys and I fink Mother is a lot betteroff here wiv me, Fankyoo Veryvery much.
GGJ xxxxxxx
 

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
Sumtimes we run into alien bum prodder vet Dr Joolian and today we did an I didn try to jump on him. He sed 'surely we aren't matooring marvellous Maxx?' Dad sed 'apprently it will happen....evetchually'

I was just a bit hot cos the hoomidditty has come....heh heh...wach out nex time Dr Joolian :devil:

Oh oh and frens, I herd Mum and Dad say the hole fambly is comin' soon! I must rest up so I can greet them properly :dug:
Ooooh! Hansum Maxx wiv two kisses yoo will hav the Best Time Everever!
Yor frend
GGJ xxxxxxx
Pee Ess, bedtime Veryvery soon now!
 
Sumtimes we run into alien bum prodder vet Dr Joolian and today we did an I didn try to jump on him. He sed 'surely we aren't matooring marvellous Maxx?' Dad sed 'apprently it will happen....evetchually'

I was just a bit hot cos the hoomidditty has come....heh heh...wach out nex time Dr Joolian :devil:

Oh oh and frens, I herd Mum and Dad say the hole fambly is comin' soon! I must rest up so I can greet them properly :dug:
The hoomidity is so icky Maxx. Makes me a bit snoozy.

My mum bourt me a boks of delishus fings. Roo ribs an sardeenz with the heds on an everyfing. She sez now that we hav a real backyard I can have them an she doesn't have to worry about the other pup. They are so good!
 
The hoomidity is so icky Maxx. Makes me a bit snoozy.

My mum bourt me a boks of delishus fings. Roo ribs an sardeenz with the heds on an everyfing. She sez now that we hav a real backyard I can have them an she doesn't have to worry about the other pup. They are so good!
Michael gave us a box of animal parts today they are yum. You would like them Chewie we gotta bunni ears.
Iver the choppsie
 
Mummy sed I was a :star: this day an I wuss pwowd of this, I was x Mummy carnt walk far but we has fun an this day , two massif fings caim twwards us , them fings that humins sit on a ride . Mummy caled to me an I sat lyke a angel , Nelly did not, she wus norty and barked at them an then she runned away cus reely she was scared so me, I wen to get her for Mummy , I got treats for bein a good boy , Nelly got one for bein norty , Roobin xxx
 
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