Rory has just nearly ruined his willy by licking it to the point of the lipstick coming out the sheath by about 3 inches. His willy sheath is engorged and swollen. He was having difficulty walking so we've taken a very slow walk around the cold garden given him a huge sheep's face skin chew. I've applied a very cold compress to the willy and thankful I've got all the relevant bits back where they should be. The lipstick didn't dry out it's all back in and he's gone to sleep,. Bless he's tired after nearly w**king into doggy A/E. My oh is hiding upstairs with his fingers in his ears going no no no no. Has anyone had this happened? am I being naive? He seems fine.
And OH has stopped screaming