Carbon is a ***head

[Emily_Babbelhund]

We had a big old walk in the sun yesterday so today it was "clean the house while it's yucky outside" day. I felt guilty for no walk so this evening let him out for a few minutes on his own for a leisurely sniff in the garden. No bueno, because my adorable wierdo ate his own poo. Yes, poo-ed and then ate it. Then came back in the house and vomited it up and then ate it again (I was in the bathroom so didn't come out until the deed was done). He has been spritzed with doggie deodorant in mango tango and I brushed his teeth three times. However his breath still stinks and he is laying in bed next to me passing poo-scented gas.

I love him but good grief.....

...what a ***head.

 

[HAH]

Oh dear. It sounds like you’ve coped with it admirably, but - oh dear.

 

[Lab_adore]

Ohhhhhh Carbon!

 

[Charlie]

Yukkkkkk Carbon, really! xx

 

[Granca]

Oh dear, I hope Wispa hasn’t been giving him ideas! It’s not one of her best habits...

 

[Candy]

Ooopsie! Not one of his better moments then?! Hope that's the end of it!

 

[Cath]

Oh Carbon

 

[Emily_Babbelhund]

Ooopsie! Not one of his better moments then?! Hope that's the end of it!

Not at all one of his best moments. He's laying at the end of the bed (usually he's under the covers) and looking miserable. Only himself to blame!

 

[VanillaBean]

Mmm nice, now what flavour was it Carbon. Must have been good....

 

[Candy]

Not at all one of his best moments. He's laying at the end of the bed (usually he's under the covers) and looking miserable. Only himself to blame!

Hope the poor sweet boy's OK and not poorly. OK, always been a soft touch, can't help it! Pobre Senor Carbon XXX.

 

[M.F.]

Only us on MLF see nothing wrong with having said dog share the bed after all that.

The other evening, we took a walk to a food market. After we’d finished eating, I gave Snowie the food containers to lick out at the table we were sitting at. Of course, he’d also shared half my meal. And then I said to my husband, “I wonder what people think of us.”

I hope Carbon’s breath is fresher this morning after breakfast.

 

[Atemas]

Yuk

 

[Shaz82]

Oh God, I think I can smell it here

 

[Aitch]

Toby is a poo eater too. The other's rarely bother except for horse poo.

 

[edzbird]

Ugh Carbon! Your OWN poo! Meg grabbed some poo yesterday...cat or dog...I'm not sure. As OH says, "sometimes dogs fail to meet the minimum standard required of a domestic animal" but we love them all the same..

 

[Emily_Babbelhund]

Toby is a poo eater too

Oh no! Yet another behaviour he's surprised me with. You're probably getting sick and tired of me saying, "But he didn't do that with me in Spain..."

As OH says, "sometimes dogs fail to meet the minimum standard required of a domestic animal"

Yep, I was telling Carbon last night that I simply don't consider such behaviour as civilised. And we were getting very close to being civilised around here. Oh well. It's back to all time in the garden spent on lead again. It's a shame as we have a lovely fenced garden here, but clearly all his elimination activities need to be supervised only. Pfft!

At least this morning he had a massive poo and seems to have rid himself of his twice-enjoyed meal and the gassiness that came with it.

Honestly, I'd really prefer him eating sheep poo. That doesn't even phase me any more!

 

[kateincornwall]

You mucky little devil Carbon , how absolutely gross for you Emily , sometimes it makes you wonder why we love them so much xx

 

[Boogie]

Yuketty yuk yuk!

 

[Beanwood]

Just. Oh. God.

twice-enjoyed meal and the gassiness that came with it.

 

[MellowYellow]

Only us on MLF see nothing wrong with having said dog share the bed after all that. .

This is very true...