Hola todooooos! It is I, your Spanish gentleman dog with nine lives. I have now officially used up five of them so I'd better be more careful. Well, I still think it's totally bueno to eat everything on the ground, but by 'be careful' I mean that I have now learned that it is always helpful to have humans ready to rush in to save me. Humans with those shiny little computers glued to their hands and ears. Those seem very useful when yours truly either eats or poops something I shouldn't.
Vale, I don't think about it all too much. That is foster lady's job after all, verdad?
Entonces...today we were about ready to go out at noon after a hard morning of me supervising foster lady cleaning clothes and making my food when a phone call came. We needed to RUSH to the airport to meet foster lady's friend. It'a a long, boring story why we needed to go there, but I was excited because I was going to meet the friend's two dogs, Pickle and Chloe. Pickle was especially interesting to me because...would she taste like a Pickle? Could I nibble on her feet? I love the girls and the girls love me, so I was very happy. Into the car we went!
It was all a little confusing at the airport and foster lady didn't appreciate me new trick of trying to get into the front seat while I'm waiting in the car, but after a not very interesting time, we went to a new house were we met the two girls from Turkey and their mum from South Africa by way of England. Got that? We are a very international group, verdad?
As it turns out, these girls didn't really like me very much. Chloe just ignored me and Pickle kept trying to have a go at me, and not in a good way. And I PROMISE, I didn't even try to nibble her leg. They were just two grumpy old ladies who didn't have any patience for my particularly enthusiastic kind of iberian friendliness. Que lastima!
We did have a walk along the beach but foster lady was grumpy because cars kept trying to kill us, dogs weren't allowed on the beach, and I kept trying to find delicious tidbits in the parks. Foster lady kept yelling, "Oh god, that's going to kill you, Carbon! Oh and that too! Drop it, drop it!".
Personally I think foster lady's OCD is going a little over the top after the blue chewing gum incident yesterday.
I am a little worried: She may need some professional help.
Our walk was pretty short because Pickle has some walking disabilities, so I still had lots of energy when we got back to the house. I made myself useful by trying to bring all the girls' stuffie toys onto the sofa with me. The girls did not appreciate my efforts. Today, I just could not win.
Foster lady's friend seemed pretty grumpy too. She kept checking the computer thing and getting upset about something called Brexit. Foster lady looked like she had a headache, so pretty soon we just went home. Maybe we'll have another visit with the girls and my charms will work. Or maybe we will just enjoy some walks by ourselves and not have to think about the "B" word.
After we got home, foster lady put on my light up collar and we walked to the beach. Then I found a friend and ran and ran and ran. People kept pointing at me because a black dog on a beach at night with a blue light collar...well, it must look like just a collar floating around in circles. If you see reports of a UFO sighting on Antibes beach in the newspaper, you know it was me!
Tomorrow we go visit another friend and this one has an asthmatic cat with a heart condition. I do not think this will end well for the cat or for this Spanish gentleman dog. I hate to say this, as I am a very optimistic dog, but it may be time to try out another part of France. It seems a little dangerous around here!
Our trip to the beach..
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Wait, why does that dog get to sit on the sand and I don't?
The girls do not understand the concept of a photo shoot. Sigh.
Maybe Pickle was mad that I got the top bunk?
