The Labraventures of Carbón, Spanish (ex-) foster dog extraordinaire

Emily_Babbelhund

Mama Red HOT Pepper
ML making kibble money to but a small piece of Cornedbeefwall for you in a few years?
Oh, querida Jac, I hear all about "kibble money". Should she not have enough kibble money for a nice house in Cornbeefwall by now? It is very hard to be patient!

Today we went to see my very favourite lawyer in the whole world. Vale, he is also the only lawyer I know, but he also gives very good treats. Except today he did NOT! As they say in German, "Defekt, defekt!" I still enjoyed the visit, however, and got to play with the pretty office dog who was saved from a beach in Croatia. ML is smitten because she reminds ML of her Mama Jodhi.

The visit was funny to listen to, because ML tried her best to be Very Serious and threatened to come to the office every day until she gets her permanent residency (we have been waiting for five years now). Herr Janson said he thinks she will get it this summer, but he has been saying that every six months for the past five years. Did I mention that it has been FIVE YEARS?

Thank goodness that I am Spanish and have a Spanish passport and do not need to worry about such things. It seems very complicated to be human sometimes, no?
 

Emily_Babbelhund

Mama Red HOT Pepper
@Emily_Babbelhund, heavens is that still going on! Must be so frustrating for you, hope he isn't charging you!
I can't begin to tell you how frustrating! I applied in 2018, Carbón's first year with me. I've now been waiting for the same amount of time that I had to wait before applying (you have to be a temporary resident for 5 years before applying for permanent residency). So I have actually TEN YEARS of waiting around for this. My lawyer decided to charge me a very reasonable flat fee, payable half up front and half once I get approval. I don't think he ever thought it would go on this long either. The amount of time he's spent with me, it will all probably come out to about 1 Euro an hour for him! 😳

However I do plan on making myself very visible this summer and have already reminded him that now I'm just down the street from him so if he doesn't answer my emails I'll just "stop by for a visit". He's a lovely person and I hate to be a pain in his backside, but it's time we finished it, so I WILL be a (polite) pain in his backside until this thing gets approved or until I leave Regensburg, whichever comes first. Here's to hoping for the best. 🤞
 
I can't begin to tell you how frustrating! I applied in 2018, Carbón's first year with me. I've now been waiting for the same amount of time that I had to wait before applying (you have to be a temporary resident for 5 years before applying for permanent residency). So I have actually TEN YEARS of waiting around for this. My lawyer decided to charge me a very reasonable flat fee, payable half up front and half once I get approval. I don't think he ever thought it would go on this long either. The amount of time he's spent with me, it will all probably come out to about 1 Euro an hour for him! 😳

However I do plan on making myself very visible this summer and have already reminded him that now I'm just down the street from him so if he doesn't answer my emails I'll just "stop by for a visit". He's a lovely person and I hate to be a pain in his backside, but it's time we finished it, so I WILL be a (polite) pain in his backside until this thing gets approved or until I leave Regensburg, whichever comes first. Here's to hoping for the best. 🤞
Is it his fault or the government or state?
 

Emily_Babbelhund

Mama Red HOT Pepper
Is it his fault or the government or state?
I suspect a small bit of it may be that I'm basically 'out of sight, out of mind' for a big chunk of the year and my lawyer has bigger fish to fry. However, it is mostly the fault of the local government. I have contacts in Berlin, for example, and know it is much better there. Regensburg has no interest in immigration and has a vastly inadequate staff at the foreigners' office. It used to bump along fairly well, but then Syria happened, then COVID, now Ukraine. They have 100x the immigrants and fewer staff than before (many quit as it's now understandably a miserable job).

I get that refugees are more important than me but I've waited my turn for long enough and I'm 100% fed up. They've said for 5 years that my application was complete and correct, but just 'haven't had time' to approve it. Imagine all the wasted time spent answering my lawyer, renewing my temporary permit every six months, etc.? Just approve the darn thing and I'm off their to do list.

Argh. :headbang:
 
How frustrating!! And you at least have means and a job. Imagine being a destitute refugee. You’d think the bureaucrats would try to work harder and faster to finish all the work. I can’t bear it. I imagine a row of desks of useless clerks shuffling papers and taking tea breaks without caring that their (lack of) actions affect people’s livelihoods and their lives.
 

HAH

Moderator
Location
Devon, UK
If it's anything like our structures, I suspect civil servants and administrators are already over capacity and understaffed, doing as much as they can in a creaking system. Mostly it's down to individuals working their socks off that the whole set up hasn't imploded by now and is still crawling by. Hellish frustrating all round.
 

Beanwood

Administrator
Blimey! I can't believe this is still going on, and incredibly frustrating for you! I guess at I euro and hour, you aren't making much money for him, so I guess it is a case of camping out on his doorstep? Making rock up with a sleeping bag and ask questions like " Do you have a shower?" :rofl: seriously though, I know how difficult and wearing this has all been :hug::hug:
 

Emily_Babbelhund

Mama Red HOT Pepper
Is there another avenue you could explore to get the final push?
I suppose I could find another lawyer and see if the results are different, but I my best guess is that the issue is 10% being 'out of sight out of mind' with my lawyer and 90% the absolute overwhelm of the foreigners' office here in Regensburg. So my first strategy is to eliminate that 10% doubt by being horribly pushy with my lawyer. I've fairly warned him, though I'm quite sure he didn't really take me seriously. But the thing is, 90% of my professional occupation is asking people for favours over and over and over until they ghost me (poor outcome) or they give in and give me what I want (good outcome). I have a decent track record. So I simply need to apply it to Herr Janson. Added plus is that the 20 minute walk to his office from my apartment is a good wee walk for Carbón, so we can have a double-benefit. 😉

I've already asked about applying at a jurisdiction outside of Regensburg and that would mean finding another lawyer plus re-applying, and getting to the bottom of the pile once again. A possibility, but not ideal.

And you at least have means and a job. Imagine being a destitute refugee. You’d think the bureaucrats would try to work harder and faster to finish all the work. I can’t bear it. I imagine a row of desks of useless clerks shuffling papers and taking tea breaks without caring that their (lack of) actions affect people’s livelihoods and their lives.
Having a means and a job in this case has meant me going to the rock bottom of the priority list. And yes, that's as it should be, up to a point, which is why I've not screamed loudly over the last five years. Refugees are the priority because they need things: housing, medical care, school for children, food support. I don't need any of that, and in fact pay taxes (a lot of them) to Germany.

I truly don't believe there are rows of useless clerks wasting their time. There are few of them left and they are epically snowed under. The job used to be a good one, they were in a good location in a nice office, and when I'd go in they generally tried to be helpful and friendly. Now they are in the basement of a shabby building with no windows, stuffy air, and what seems like more security guards keeping people out than people inside actually working the cases. You can feel the misery and in some case the rage of people waiting in line for hours and hours and days and days on end. It sounds like pure hell to me and I'm sorry for the workers. However, I still need my darn residence permit so I can't just keep thinking, "Oh poor them, I won't bother them until things get better." It's clear now that things won't get better anytime soon, all of my 'polite waiting' has gotten me nowhere, so we need to find a way to make it work now with the existing system.

f it's anything like our structures, I suspect civil servants and administrators are already over capacity and understaffed, doing as much as they can in a creaking system. Mostly it's down to individuals working their socks off that the whole set up hasn't imploded by now and is still crawling by. Hellish frustrating all round.
Exactly. 😔

I guess at I euro and hour, you aren't making much money for him, so I guess it is a case of camping out on his doorstep? Making rock up with a sleeping bag and ask questions like " Do you have a shower?"
Ha, it may not be 1 Euro per hour, but let's put it this way: when we passed the moment the number of hours he'd spent with me multiplied by his hourly rate was greater than what the agreed flat rate was (i.e. when he netted zero), I stopped counting. We passed that moment in January of 2019. So...yikes.

I'm totally open to increasing his fee and thought about mentioning it to him this last meeting, but decided to stay mum on that for the next few weeks to see how the wind blows.

Can you imagine if I turned up in pyjamas? "You said we were so close to getting approval, I thought I hang out in your extra office until you get the documents because I'm really so excited that it's finally happening! I'll just make myself at home, m-kay?" 😂
 

Emily_Babbelhund

Mama Red HOT Pepper
ML making kibble money to but a small piece of Cornedbeefwall for you in a few years?
Be patient Carbòn, good things come to those who wait. :mmm::*
Pfft! Tia Lesley and Tio Ian offered to sell Upper Deck to us and ML said "Ohhhh, it's too big, I don't know, ooo scary, scary!" Pfft! That is already MY HOUSE and if she would get her act together and give Lesley and Ian a few bags of kibble, then it would be all done (kibble bags ARE how you buy a house, right?). Then every May I would not have to watch OTHER DOGS rudely move into my house and make it smell all funny. Vamos, ML, get your act together as Señorita Jac says! She is muy intelligente!
 

Emily_Babbelhund

Mama Red HOT Pepper
Obviously practice makes perfect and also what a perfect place to be.
ML is VERY proud of my smile! It is years that she has been trying to get me to smile and I must admit that I really did not understand as I think my serious face is so very guapo, so why change perfection? Pues, now I understand that one can be perfect in multiple ways, so I am simply expanding my skills. We have not had any photo sessions in Regensburg - this morning was our first - so instead we have been practicing in the elevator to our apartment. It is a very slow elevator, which gives us some great changes to practice! I get one cookie per floor if I smile, which means four chances for a cookie every time we go UP and every time we go DOWN. It is a very fun game, I must say. Qué bien!

This weekend, Regensburg is the perfect place - or not - depending on how much you like other humans and beer. Cada dos años, every two years there is a BIG street party that takes over the entire old town (where we live) and thousands and thousands of people come. This year is the first "Bürgerfest" since COVID, so it has actually been over four years, and everyone is very excited. It lasts three days and during that time, it is very loud (there are 8 different stages with music all day), and so many people eating and drinking. De verdad, mainly drinking. The noise went on last 'night' until 5am! Qué locura!

It is hard to walk in the streets with a smallish Señor like me because in the crowds, people do not see me and step on my delicate toes - even Señor Brogan who was twice my size had problems. We cannot really leave the city because if we do, we will not get our parking space back until late in the evening, so we stay in town but go out early in the morning for a big walk and then only go on the back streets for my evening wee.

ML and I feel a leeeetle like hostages, but it is good for the city and to see people so happy again after Covid. ML also says that it is good for her Portuguese study and extra earn-kibble-bags-to-pay-for-our-house-in-Cornbeefwall time because "What else can you do?" However I do wish we could go out in the big crowds a leeeetle bit because big crowds drop LOTS of food on the ground and oooohhh I LOVE that! I will do my best to convince her that we should go out - what are a few wounded gentleman paws if it means the chance to suck up deleeeeecious pretzels and bratwurst off the ground, no?
 

Emily_Babbelhund

Mama Red HOT Pepper
Oooooolaaa, amigos! I have just been to the doctor for my yearly MOT (I am so British now) and she says if my blood values look good for my leishmaniasis, I can do a three month trial stopping my twice daily medicine. ML has been asking about doing this for years , because she could feed me many deleeeeeecious healthy foods that I cannot eat now because they cause a bad reaction with my medicine.

ML also says it would mean that I am officially “just a 100% normal silly Labrador” but I do not agree with that at all: I will always be a very dignified Spanish gentleman and rare jewel no matter what my blood says!
 

Beanwood

Administrator
Oooooolaaa, amigos! I have just been to the doctor for my yearly MOT (I am so British now) and she says if my blood values look good for my leishmaniasis, I can do a three month trial stopping my twice daily medicine. ML has been asking about doing this for years , because she could feed me many deleeeeeecious healthy foods that I cannot eat now because they cause a bad reaction with my medicine.

ML also says it would mean that I am officially “just a 100% normal silly Labrador” but I do not agree with that at all: I will always be a very dignified Spanish gentleman and rare jewel no matter what my blood says!
Just the best news! Although I had to read the first sentence twice, reading as you! :hearteyesdog: :hug: :rofl:
 
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