The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Candy]

Hmm, twas a Veryvery wet walk indeed! Needed a big towel wen we got home.

 

[Selina27]

Well Joy not so wet here fank Gunness cos I dont like wet from above.
But I did go out quite early for us cos we had to do some fink called Beattheovvadogwalkers, my person likes being in the woods just me and her.
I did like it cos we went to Fezzie Woods.

Here I am in my bed like yours

 

[edzbird]

weev has a SPROWT eech on top ov ower DogBrekkfust. Woz graiyte. Then weev ad a big gowtes eer eech for lunch. Luvvlee an stinkee too. Appy Crizzmuss Frens.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie) & Coco

 

[edzbird]

Got some bad and good newses.

Mum says me ear smells. That's bad. However, she says it smells of cheese. Cheese is definitely good.
Mum's putting ear medicine in me ear. That's bad. However, she gives a mighty ear massage afterwards. That's sooo goood.

- Coco

 

[Lab_adore]

ooh no Coco fren, i hates me ears gettin washed. I run run run and hide under the table

 

[Selina27]

That's bad.

Ah Coco my fren , I no all about it

I didnt hav smelly ear but I kep holding my head funny and it hurt if someone poked my nek. I had drops and washes and nuffin worked. Ventshwally I went for a VeryBig sleep and when I came home twas all better. I did feel mitey kwere for a bit tho.
I hope yoo feel better soon xx
Luv Casseee O

 

[edzbird]

I'm so soz CasseeO, no cheese? That's poor.

- Coco

 

[Candy]

Mother cleens me ears every now an then. Parentlee a vet told her twas a Veryvery goodidea for dogs wiv ears like ours. I luvluvluv it, I lie down on me back wiv me paws in the air an make happy dog grunty noises. Then I get treets an Mother ses 'Goodgirljoy' an I am Veryvery happy

 

[SwampDonkey]

We ave Sunday ear cleans we ave to line up and babies go last.
Dunci spotless ears

 

[SwampDonkey]

Q in up for eggs. We love eggs

 

[Selina27]

Q in up for eggs

O boyz - eggz is soooo gud

Casseee oo

 

[SwampDonkey]

O boyz - eggz is soooo gud

Casseee oo

We loves em Cas

 

[edzbird]

wots egz? Wud I liyke them?

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[Selina27]

wots egz? Wud I liyke them?

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

Well megz, theys yummy. They are eg shaped
Hard an crispy on the owt side and veryvery slurpee on the inside.
I have a soft mouf so I dont open them myself, you hav to get yore two leggers to cracked open for you.
Hope this helps,
Casseee Oo

 

[SwampDonkey]

Well megz, theys yummy. They are eg shaped
Hard an crispy on the owt side and veryvery slurpee on the inside.
I have a soft mouf so I dont open them myself, you hav to get yore two leggers to cracked open for you.
Hope this helps,
Casseee Oo

We are barbarians we bites them eggs even the crispy bits

 

[Candy]

Parentlee I has a green nose.
Parentlee tis Veryvery funny.

 

[Lab_adore]

I Fink yore nose is very bootiful Joy fren

 

[Lab_adore]

Mum sed we are gonna move to a place wif no winta. I think this is very strange frens so I'll let you know more things when I know them meself

 

[edzbird]

we seem to av purr-pet-tyoo-ul winter Maxx. Yooz lukkee. Me littl wiyte feets are orlwaiyse muddee. An I get "No Meg, We can't play in the garden, it's too Muddy"....orl the tiyme saiyes mum.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[SwampDonkey]

I rolled in shite it was nice and l liked it but it was not a popular move. I have had my very handsome and incredibly lush ruff washed. I now look like lve been crimped. I quite like that too. I'm sitting on gingers knee all 35 kgs of me. I'm a big fluffy baby.
I also tried to eat the wisteria which also was not popular. I got told off and made to go and dig holes.