The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[HAH]

ROOBIN, you’re a brave littel hefflump. I member fallings over me own legses too, an the first time i was hit by the nasty vishus doorway i squeeled and limpeded. But I was okay after a bit. Well done for bein such a brave boy an I hope you’ve had lotsov treets an fusses to makeup for the kerfuffle
*Kipper*

 

[Pepper]

I bin to the VET today cos I fell over me own legs and cryed . The VET said Mummy had to take me streyt away , but wen we got there , I was nt crying and I wasn't holdin my leg ani more , andI wasn't limpin iver but I had a jection just in case . Then the VET got a silva fing and lisened to me insides , she sed I was fine , then she chekd me hips and my teef , all good she sed . She told Mummy to keep me qwiet today , fat chance of that mrs VET lady ! I was brave and had all these nursie laydys fussin me , and I did not cri in the car iver , Reuben xxx

Glad to hear you’re ok Roobin!
My legs were out of control when I was your age but I did grow into them.
Did the vet lady give you some treats?
Pepper

 

[kateincornwall]

Ooo yes Pepper , I got treats wen I had the jecshun , so I wont mind wen I have me big jecshun and then I can go out to walk soon after , it all looks egsiting in that wud , but I only seen it from Daddys knee x

 

[SteffiS]

Halloed Ooben I'm a new as well, but not as new as you. My big bruvver Ripple thinks the puppy allo-kashun sistem has gone rong. He says you sound much more fun than me cos I'm a good boy, and he says you should be his bruvver not me. He wants to arsk Nelly if she will swap.

Toffee - the not norty one.

 

[kateincornwall]

I aint go anywhere Ripple, sowy ! I have it good here and I wont swap xx even though my bruvver is a pesky pest sumtimes, till I tell him off , Nelly xx

 

[Lab_adore]

Roobn glad you're ok an Vanilla hope you're not sicking anymore

We went in the big car today cos mum crashed the dog car into a pole an it's gone to the car bum man vet to be fixed. It was fun cos I can see more outta the big car. Dad had to lift me in an he huffed a lot an sed I'm too chunky an I need to dye-et more. What? They already put bikkies back in the bag when measuring my dinner an I'm starvin'!

 

[VanillaBean]

Reuben/Roobin/Ooben, sorry I don't know what you like to be called, but hope you are better and you are back to causing havoc like a puppy should do.

Maxx that sounds scary that your mummy crashed into a pole. Did she chase it or just not see it? Maybe you can now be in the big car all the time.
Yes I am feeling better, daddy even took me out to Bunnings and then we stopped at something called a 'drive through' for chippies. Now I don't know if anyone has ever done that, but it is torture, torture I smell you. I had a very wet mouth and I could smell them all the way home. At least I got some finally as Daddy always shares with me.

 

[Lab_adore]

Mum sed the pole chased her and banged her car

Secretly Dad told me that Mum was unpatient and didn't wait for all the cars coming into the Aldi car park to finish cos they were hogging the driveway and instead tried to sneak around said pole to get to the far left-hand side of the driveway and misjudged it. It was her first akkident in 35 years of driving and BOY WAS SHE MAD at herself

 

[VanillaBean]

Maxx that sounds like something my daddy would do then get into trouble by mummy...
Daddy did have an an auntie who reversed into a phonebox once...big one and knocked it over....

 

[Leanne]

Mummy is very proud of me today. I helped a little hooman who didn’t like reading. He read me a bedtime story and I laid on his lap and he read out loud! It is the first time he ever let anyone hear him! I got sausage after. 3 of them! And she didn’t make my dinner any smaller! Score!

 

[Lab_adore]

Awww Maslow you are a good frend to the little hoomans. I try to be gentle like mum and dad tell me. And CRIKEY! Three whole sossiges!!!!!

 

[Atemas]

The Hooman baby came today and stayed with Mumsie. I wanted to lick him but Mumsie wasn’t happy about that. She said ‘sit’ to me so I did. I then went and lay near to the Hooman baby but I didn’t lick him. Mumsie said what a good girl I was. I noticed Sky just looking at the Hooman baby with her teddy bear face on and the Hooman baby was making cooing noises and smiling at Sky so I copied her and he did the same to me. I love the Hooman baby.

Red

 

[VanillaBean]

I saw 2 more snakes today in our street. Daddy said he has to seal the house up to keep me safe. I just barked at them and they slithered away... they don't look like my green snake at home that I play with when playing tug with daddy

There seems to be a lot of small hoomans about. We have one next door, she just makes funny noises all the time. I dont get sosajes though. Daddy we need to have a word about that

 

[Lab_adore]

Mum yelled 'snake' when she and Dad were in the big blue pond in the backyard on the wee-end. I didn't know they both could move so quickly! It turned out to be a long piece of garden in the pool but underwater it looked like a snake. Mum sed she had my snake that we saw the other day at the front of her mind when she looked at it.

Then last night Mum sed a very bad word just as she was about to turn the light out for sleepies. There was a big spider on the wall! It was as big as my face! Mum sed it wasn dangerous but she didn want it crawlin' on her face in the middle of the night so then she and Dad chased it around the room until they catched it and put it in the front garden. I was most amused watchn them

 

[Pepper]

I had three snakes but I chewed them all and they exploded!

And I got Dad to take a pic of me reading all about my furiends on the tappy thing this morning!

 

[kateincornwall]

I had a luvely walk today , there are lots of leefs and I like runnin threw the leefs . Woobin had to stay with Daddy at the food place , cos he aint big enuf for a walk yet and he has to have anuther jekshun , haha . Soon Mummy sed he can cum wiv us , so that's the pees shaterd then , is nufin sacred ? Nelly x p.s. to add insult , Mummy sed she is cutin my flowin loks soon cos I luk like a mop x

 

[edzbird]

Nelly you look beyootiful mop or scalped

- Coco

 

[Lab_adore]

First walk yesterday was at the dog park and Spencer and I ran into the bog. Right in. Dad shouted and had to come and pull me out cos I went in too far an got stuck. Apparently I was black and smelt like pig poo. Dad's legs were black too. Dad marched me to the stream and tried to scrub it off an I didn like that at all. He wasn' happy cos we had the big car an he didn want all the black stuff in there. Then I had a barf when I got home an I didn like that either so I was cranky all day and kept barking at Dad cos...dunno just cos. At one stage he rang Mum an asked her to yell down the phone to ask me to stop. I didn't

So Dad decided to take me on the long walk to the pan-beeter to pick up the dog car. He asked me to walk nicely but I didn. Too many smells and things to see so I pulled and lunged and by the time we got back Mum just got home and took one look at Dad and took some whine out of the fridge even though its not allowed during the week anymore an poured him a big one.

So this morning I was a good boy. I walked nicely and ran to Dad every time he called me. An I opened the shoe cupboard an was jus about to grab a boot and Dad sed 'leave it' so I did. He just rang Mum at work and said 'your dog is messing with my hed. He was an angel this morning'

We gotta keep these hoomans on their toes don't we frends?

 

[SwampDonkey]

Ging is sick so I've been looking after er I've only been a bit silly today. Mildly giddy really. I had to walk slow and be attentive but I saw lots of my buddies,. Even hummpy Alf.

 

[Lab_adore]

Sorry to hear you Ging is sick Rory. You betta give her lots of cuddles and licks.