I'm in the slammer. Mum and dad tricked me today. they took me to see a nice lady called Joolie then left me with her. She put me into a cage with an airhead yappy fluffball on one side and a quiet dog on the other.
I wunder how long yule be in the slammer Holly? Maybe you cud wait til your mum n dad come back an then pretend like you don't know em. That'd show em! I fink the quiet dog sounds interesting, bet they've got some stories to tell.