Carbon and I moved again today. Sigh. Goodbye massive white sofa and equally massive tub in the snowy countryside and hello Regensburg's smallest (and most expensive) studio apartment in the modern 'chic' part of town.
It's very stylishly decorated but completely impractical. You can tell that whomever kitted it out has never stayed here a single night. Lovely
@RosieC and her amazing host skills would be aghast: no functional table, dishes too high to reach, a washing machine but no drying rack, no areas for storage anywhere, out of date wifi password, one towel for my two week stay. I spent the first hour rearranging all the furniture and stringing extension cords (I travel with my own) everywhere. And the bathroom, though spotlessly clean like the rest of the place, inexplicably smells of rotten cabbage.
In what seems to be a good resume of the hipster beautiful uselessness, the salt and pepper grinders are battery powered and light up when you press the top button to grind. I held the salt grinder over my ready meal veggie lasagne dinner: the light came on, salt spewed out and then the battery fell into my meal. It was that kind of day.
Oh, but I actually forgot the best part - and by 'best' I mean that without irony. Because I was homeless and had to hang out in the car with Carbon for five hours between check out this morning and check in this afternoon, we hit up McDonald's again. Of course I HATE the place but Carbon lives for the fries and I love Carbon, so we must go.
The fries, however, were not the best part of the day. The McDonald's in Pentling (basically a truck stop outside of Regensburg) not only has a HUGE banner outside proclaiming it to be a "Dog Friendly Restaurant" but it HAS IT'S OWN DOG PARK. Just when I was ready to ring Germany's neck if it was a person, it goes and does something AWESOME (that 'awesome' is for you
@Beanwood ) like a dog park at the McDonald's. Whoever thought that up...I salute you. As does Carbon. A place that combines delicious fries along with weeing where hundreds of other dogs have weed? That warms a Spanish gentleman dogs heart.
Hopefully I'll learn to appreciate the apartment's beauty over function style and at least be able to liberate my car from the parking garage tomorrow. Tonight we have severe black ice - what happens when it rains at -4C apparently - and the slope into the underground car park was a sheet of ice. I got in before it froze, but there was no going out again after nightfall. So we're hostage until late morning and then it's off to see what sort of neighbourhood we've landed in.
Everything's better as long as Owen Horse and Bunny are on board for a cuddle...
After 68 square meters last week, this is now our whole apartment (minus the kitchenette in the entry hall and the bathroom):
