The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Emily]

He got sick again, all ova the floor. But this time it smelled a bit funny so I didn't want to eat it.

Mum and dad cleaned it all of with stinky water and now all I can smell is the stinky water. It's yuk

 

[SteffiS]

I did swimmy fetch today, Mum took some pictures of me . Toffee did first time proper swimmin too but Mum didn’t get a picture as she was too busy shoutin 'His heads gone under, he’s gonna drown' - no such luck .



Ripple

 

[edzbird]

I got a stick like that Ripple. So cool!

- Coco

 

[kateincornwall]

Mummy bin pakin a bag for owr advenchur tomorrow wen we go to the beech . She sais the bag for me and Roobin always has much more stuff in it than the hoomans bag . I herd her say it mite be cold and maybe we shud take my cote , no way Mummy , I am not waring it and that's that , I`m tuff , Nelly xx

 

[Pepper]

I got one of them orange things too, it’s my favourite thing for water!
Pepper

 

[Rosie]

My hoomansister KATE is here I lovelovelove KATE and I'm taking her to Beekonvyoo for swimmies! @Hollysdad and Holly and my friends showed me it...

 

[kateincornwall]

Mummy sed I was a sod at the beech , she sed it was egcitment overlowd , and I just got meself into a silly moad . Well , maybe so but I had a blast with me fwend Carbon and Silas too and now I am tired , Roobin x

 

[SwampDonkey]

It's good to be a sod sometimes but not all the time. Have a nap you'll feel a bit better.

 

[Granca]

Mummy sed I was a sod at the beech , she sed it was egcitment overlowd ,

You’re allowed, Reuben, cos you’re still a puppy! Sadly TTC and I don’t have that excuse any more...

Wispa x

 

[Hollysdad]

My hoomansister KATE is here I lovelovelove KATE and I'm taking her to Beekonvyoo for swimmies! @Hollysdad and Holly and my friends showed me it...

I was at Beekonvyoo yesterday with my pals Pippin and Becca. We had lovely sniffs and got a bit muddy.

 

[edzbird]

my mum yooses much werse werds for me than SOD. I dont no wy.

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[SwampDonkey]

Don't listen you is goooooorgooous XXX

 

[Aitch]

Dad was laying a floor today. We helped lots! I bet he was pleased but it was hard to tell as he kept hiding his head in his hands.

Amber.

 

[snowbunny]

I got a fayvrut skull I keep tekkin on woks wiv me. I do carry it a littel way one day then the next time we go back, I do carry it a bit moar. But sumtymes we go the other way rownd on the wok, so it has to go bak the way I alreddy brought it.
Mum likes it too, cuz she keeps asking me to fetchit. I like fetchiting cuz I get bisskits an I get my skull bak. Today, mum was telling me to squidgesit an then she throo the skull then sed fetchit. So I got to chessit an fetchit an get a bisskit an then carry it some moar til I got board an droppedit.
Sokay tho cuz I bet I will see it agen tomorrow.

Squidge

 

[Candy]

Squidge, I fink this sounds a bit like wot happens wiv me an my boll. GGJ.xxxxxxxxx

 

[Candy]

Pee Ess onlee in the garden so far. Parently there hav been problems furver affield. Parently Mother mite be seekin advice bout this. Hmmmm... GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[snowbunny]

GGJ Mum sez wy is you not in bedlibyes?! It’s layte an you shud be sleepsies! Izit the gin thing agen?
Squidge

 

[edzbird]

Parently Mother mite be seekin advice bout this. Hmmmm... GGJ

Well it's a good thing you've come on here with this GGJ, we can advise you in advance of your Mother seeking dodgy advice from our silly (but well meaning) Hoomans.
Number 1 - seek to pleese in the garden but when out and about, take that ball and dance about with it. I like to stand there with it in my mouth and NOT drop it. Meg(an) Sparkle likes to place it on the ground then snatch it away as mum goes to pick it up. Over and over. It's really funny.

I'm sure other dogs will chip in with good advice..

- Coco

 

[HAH]

Ooyes, well dun Coco. Ive gotwon too.

Number 2 - knows whats treets are on offer beFOR you goes out over the garden. Like, if the hooman has a bag ov sossig, ALWAYS hold out for sossig. This Is Important becos They Will Learn.
*Kipper*

 

[Candy]

Fanks for the advice Coco, very yoosfool. Squidge it was not the gin fing, Mother was woching a scarey fing wiv dragons an I had to stay up to protect her an make her larf cos I am GoodGirlJoy.