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If it makes you feel any better toddlers are no better. Rory took his nappy off and did a shat on my carpet earlier. I love my life 🙃

We were a *teeny tiny* bit naughty today and went to a local national park with a gruffalo that was a short drive away. I know you’re supposed to “stay local” but it’s done us all the world of good. We saw the gruffalo, ran around and had ice creams in the sunshine. And this little face seeing...

Oh god! She is TOO much! I think she should be called Daphne.. she looks like. Daphne!

When I was getting rorys clothes out this morning I turned around and he was trying to put his own ear drops in 😭 my heart ❤️ (Also why does he look like a teenager and not a baby ☹️)

Of course 😏🤣

Rory pointed at this on the tele and said NANNA! I’m howling 🤣

Does Chris know? 🙈

Oh gosh! Life has been so busy I’ve just been dipping in and out lately and I missed this. I’m sort of pleased as I didn’t have the suspense of waiting to see how Hattie got on and I can see she’s being the superstar she always is and making amazing improvement. You look after yourself too...

I still have 25 miles on that. Sound!

No need

In the queue for Subway I just heard someone say “To be honest I got more blokes when I was fatter, it’s because they’re guaranteed a shag” Thank god for masks hiding my sniggering!

Stanley knows they’re coming. He’s just got a sense. Same as with eye drops. He hears them being lifted and opened and just knows 👀

Seeing how far Nathan has come as a Dad makes me so happy. I remember complaining I did all the parenting. He’s just burst through the door after a 12 hour day like IS HE AWAKE?! Luckily I was just about to take him up and he snatched him off me and is now upstairs reading him a bedtime story...

They’re sooo cute! They have the most kissable little snouts 🥰🥰

I think he was using Micky Flanagans sound and just miming ☺️

This had me howling. Every time my friends are arranging drinks it’s “are we going out or are we going out out?”.

I think that’s a lot of men’s excuse 🤷🏻‍♀️

Snowwww

I’d be tempted to just leave them. They don’t look THAT bad to me. They’re not that much worse than Stanley’s. As long as they don’t seem to be causing her any discomfort I’d just get them cut if you’re getting her sedated for something else.

It’s -3c and there’s ice inside my car 😭