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Beanwood

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Made me smile this morning, and think of @Emily_Babbelhund :giggl::rofl:

An American in London...

I lived in London for six months.

Overall, it was a lovely experience but there were many crushing moments of culture shock that left me intrigued and confused.

  • Pub culture. I was shocked to learn how much the English enjoy visiting the pub and having a drink because their stereotype is that of a stuffy, refined Englishman. There are so many bars, restaurants, nightclubs, and pubs around London and people really love to have a pint or a Pim’s Punch.
  • Pub culture 2.0. As much as Londoners like to drink, last call at the pub is 11:00 p.m. In Italy, 11pm is when people start getting ready to go out.
  • Crossing the street. Since they drive on the left in London, traffic was not coming from the direction I expected. So many close calls every day!
  • Pants" means "underwear" and "trousers" means "pants. This can get really awkward really fast. But that's another story.
  • When someone says something is a "good shout" they mean "good idea".
"Hey, let's go get sushi."
"Good shout, girl."
"I'm not shouting. I'm literally right here."
  • The store called "Currys" does not sell curry. They sell electronics. Don’t google “curry” after a night at the pub and then walk to Currys thinking you will be able to order a curry because you will be VERY DISAPPOINTED.
  • As a greeting, everyone in the UK says, "Are you alright?" When they say this, they simply mean "hello". But every single time I heard it, I thought I looked sad or upset. (Very plausible considering my resting bitch face).
  • The word "terribly" means "really" and the world "awfully" also means "really". I'm terribly glad we went out on this date. Tonight went awfully well. I really like you.
  • Instead of "sleeping in" Brits "lie in". This doesn't sound like a big deal but it's confusing in conversation.
"Hey! Any plans for tomorrow?"
"I'm having a lie in."
"You have a lion?!"
"No, I'm – nevermind."
 
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