my worst bit was me leaning over the sides trying to scoop up bits of poo in a poobag. Whilst it was floating around the poor nurse's bare legs and breaking up into smaller pieces every second .... Babbling - ' OMG he's been here for 5 years and has never done this oh my god I'm so sorry I'll clean it up how can this have happened I'm sorry oh Monty what have you done I'm so sorrrrrrrry '
