The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Emily]

I didn't get a walk yesterday! Parrantly it was too hot but I think they just mean.

I'd better get double walks today

 

[Candy]

Frends! All Mite Not Be Lost! Mother ses she has got the Crissmuss out early! Parently there is going to be A Serprise. Don't fink I like serprises. I like nice manners and No-ing Wot To Expect, Rooteen and Wotnot. Mother ses doenworry Joyjoy it is a luvvly Serprise andofcorse yoo will get presents, evrywon nose yoo are
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx.
Pee Ess I spose that is awlritethen.

 

[MrChew]

I didn't get a walk yesterday! Parrantly it was too hot but I think they just mean.

I'd better get double walks today

I went for a splash in the water yesterday and then got sand all over the house agen heeheee. Parently sumwun left a big pawprint on mummy's kleen sheets, right next to her pillo. Don't know who that mite be. Maybe the baldy pup?

 

[VanillaBean]

We got extra long walk this morning cause it was cooler...yeah as no walk last night as too hot...

 

[Jacqui-S]

Do yu get mud walkz?
They ar my fave.

Lilly x

 

[kateincornwall]

Mummy got me an Nelly out of bed at som silly tyme , we had to go in the gardin for a wee an then we got put in the car an Mummy did go in that big place where there is lots of food but we cant go in, not fair cos it wud be fun . Mummy was a bit ratty wen she came out with lots of bags ,me an Nelly are goin bak to sleep now cos its still dark , Roobin x

 

[Jacqui-S]

That's nuffin Roobin.
My dad cam home when the little hand was at 3 this mawnings wif bagz from the big green shop.

Lilly x

 

[kateincornwall]

Oh Lily , did he wake you up ? These hoomans are strainge fings x

 

[Jacqui-S]

At leest I got a gravi bone. Or too.

Lilly x

 

[MrChew]

I went for a walk in the cool change. It was windy an my ear flaps were flappin a lot.

A man was shouting and stampin his feet for his dog to come bak. I thort he was playing but mummy sed he sounded angry an no wonder his dog ran off. I wonder why he didn't use cheez? I always come back for cheez. An ball.

Also met a tiny girl hoomans and two lady hoomans who made a HUGE fuss of me. It was the best.

 

[VanillaBean]

I have a silly thing on my head cause I am liking and liking my girly bit. Had to see bum lady yesterday not impressed...now got tablets, cream and a black thing round my head...so so sad

Honey

 

[edzbird]

We had a walk in the rain toady an mum did bring sossij so that was nice. We played ball too....Meg(an) Sparkle is SO quick that she nearly always gets it first. I'm kind of OK with it, but sometimes I wish it was just for me. Dad did hold my lead an mum did hold Sparkly's lead. We saw Wiggy an his new dog, little Rosie. Meg(an) Sparkle doesn't like Rosie. Nor does she like Wiggy. She's quite fussy about who she likes, so anyway she an mum did have to dawdle behind so no argybargy did happen.

- Coco

 

[Candy]

Had our walk nearly in the dark today. Mother is all bizzybizzy. Fings are going in bags. I fink it mite be The Serprise today!

 

[edzbird]

we av got a green TREEE insiyde ower howswe nowe an it is all sparkuly liyke me cuz mum did hang lots of shiynee cullerfl stuff on it! Veri straiynj.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th best Collie)

 

[SteffiS]

We have our sparklee tree owtside this year, it wos never owtside at the home that got left behind. It shuld be inside with fings rapped in paper underneif it so I can do unrappin, I am not happy .

Mum won’t even let me wee on the sparklee tree and that’s wot owtside trees is for .

Ripple

 

[Candy]

We are havin the Serprise! We have come back to the house wiv no stairs. I did a little woof becos I wanted to go in the bigbig gardin an sit in the pond agen but we did a muddy walk insted. There is a sparkly indoor Crissmuss tree but still No Presunts. Perhaps tomorrow if I go to sleep now like a
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[edzbird]

wots presunts GGJ? ther is sum biskitts under the Green Tree in the Howse I do nowe but thay ar Peepul Biskitts. The wons wen they saiye "No Meg, dogs don't eat biscuits"...NO NO THEY DO THAY DO. Jus ad annuther sniff...deffo just Peepul Biskitts. "MEG COME AWAY FROM THE TREE".

- Meg(an Sparkle (4th best Collie)

 

[Lara_Pigletina]

We got Orses! They are not mine to nibble and sniff but they are living in our Orse ‘Ouse. This is good as it means there is fresh Orse poo around. But, the man who looks after them has a very rude dog who shouts at me and I had to stick all my pig-fur up at him. Pig mummy says we won’t go to say hello to him again. I hope he doesn’t get to the Orse poo first

 

[Candy]

Meg(an) Sparkle, furst best Collie to me presents are toys an streets an maybe a noo collar wiv paper round them that it is fun to tareupanchew. In our house at Crissmuss they is under the tree but not here at the house wiv no stairs today.
Pee Ess, there can also be hooman presents under the tree but opening them is not being
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
Pee Pee Ess Wot is Horses Pig? I also doenlike shouty dogs. Stay away from him, all that shouting cood hurt your velvety Pig Ears.
Yor frend GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[edzbird]

Av nyoos. Things apperrd under Green Tree just nowe. all difrunt shaiypes but all in sort of paiper dissgize - dissdiyz - dis giyse (carnt spel this!)...BUT ther is 2 of them (I can cownt!) that do smel of Dog Treets. I yam suspektin thees things maiye be Presunts? Ther is no Hors Poo wich wud be an amaiyzin Presunt. Will chek agen laiyter.

Meg(an) Sparkle (4th best Collie)