- Location
- Herefordshire, UK
The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!
- Thread starter snowbunny
- Start date
Beanwood
Administrator
Yew sounds like fun!!! Ples come a see me! Orrr I ken come and see yew? Do you have a boyfren????Hey lil Otter Potter @Beanwood I would cum two play, I can teech yoo all I now bout not haven bowndwees or silly stuff like that.
Yoo and me could plai and play and yore Mum wood say " Go home Casseee O yoo are not a good girl"
An wood I care? No, not me
- Location
- Herefordshire, UK
Yes yoo can come an see me
do I hav a boy fren? Oh too many too menshun , luvem an leevem that's mee..
there are bois near where I liv but i dont see them veree often.
They dont hav there boi bits anymore
- Location
- South Wales
I would love to come and play Otter, where are you? I spect you smell luvlyluvlyluvly!
Pongo
PS mum says I don't know what I'm getting myself into, dunno wot she means
Pongo
PS mum says I don't know what I'm getting myself into, dunno wot she means
Candy
Biscuit Tin Guardian
- Location
- West Yorkshire, UK
Otter, very sorry but I can't come to play an eat sossijes. Mother ses we are Over the Hills and Far Away.
The good noos is that I hav not got the stoopid cone enymore so now I can scratch me ears an wosh me bottom agen.
GGJ xxxxxxx
The good noos is that I hav not got the stoopid cone enymore so now I can scratch me ears an wosh me bottom agen.GGJ xxxxxxx
Jacqui-S
Moderator
- Location
- Fife, Scotland
So, Otter, I'm guessing its just boyz you want round to play.........
They are just silly thingz.
Lilly x
They are just silly thingz.
Lilly x
- Location
- Buckinghamshire UK
Hello lovely Otter. I am a boi and I think I love you. I think you smell lovely. Intoxicating. I would come and play but I don't have what you need anymore and I think you want to make puppeees. You are as beautiful as the moon hanging in the sweet night sky. Your coat is as glossy as glass and your eyes are shine like stars.
Otter can we combine...I am also looking to play...we could have a pool party at my place it is summer and as the song goes...
Boys, boys, boys I'm looking for a good time
H - fluzy
Boys, boys, boys I'm looking for a good time
H - fluzy
Candy
Biscuit Tin Guardian
- Location
- West Yorkshire, UK
Lilly kwite often I fink I like girls best.I liked yoo and Oreo wen I met yoo bofe. But also I liked Pepper too cos he wos not too big an he wos gentul wiv nice manners. I like nice manners becos I am
Goodgirljoy xxxxxxx
- Location
- Andorra and Spain
Huwoo Otter. I Shadow and I the most hansummest boi who evver did liv my Mummy sez. An she nose evryfing so must be troo.
My problum is that the ginger fing here does smell super good rite now an not shoor I shud leev her. Can too come vizit me heer?
Shadow
My problum is that the ginger fing here does smell super good rite now an not shoor I shud leev her. Can too come vizit me heer?
Shadow
Candy
Biscuit Tin Guardian
- Location
- West Yorkshire, UK
Shadow, my Mother also nose evvryfing an is always rite tooooo. Hav we got the same Mother? I doenthinkso.
Yors confusticatedly
GGJ xxxxxxx
Candy
Biscuit Tin Guardian
- Location
- West Yorkshire, UK
Pee Ess, she ses I am the best Little Dog in the Hole Wide Werld! I fink that MUST be troops.
Yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
Yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
Candy
Biscuit Tin Guardian
- Location
- West Yorkshire, UK
Pee Pee Ess, I meant troo, not troops! Wot is troops? Can yoo eet it?
Beanwood
Administrator
OOOOHHHHHH Shadow! I seed your pickchure, and yew is weally, weally handsum! My hooman dad was talkin bout a caravan....din now wat dat is? but he ses it is like our howse? How kin dat be??? But maybe I kin see you soon? I am goin to put your pictchure on my crate too! (don tell Benson e gets jellyous!)
- Location
- The Hague, The Netherlands
I had to go to Alien Bum Doctor. I refuse to look at Mama for doing this. The fings that white jacket lady did....well I IS NOT HAPPY.
Mama fort I had likked me willie too much. I now ave sun pilz to make me better. She betta not be late from her wurk ....or her fave boots may go missing.
Mama fort I had likked me willie too much. I now ave sun pilz to make me better. She betta not be late from her wurk ....or her fave boots may go missing.
Candy
Biscuit Tin Guardian
- Location
- West Yorkshire, UK
Mother got big boxes out today. The first time she did this I was Allsmall and did not no wot it ment. The next time I wos not kwite shoor. This time I am Growedup GoodGirlJoy and now I No! The Crissmuss is in the boxes! Mother wos getting the Crissmuss out! She has put the prittypritty Crissmuss all in the house but sumfing is Rong. No tree an NO PRESUNTS!
I fink I shood be getting presents becos I am always
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
I fink I shood be getting presents becos I am always GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
I squirty smelly bum stuff over the sofa. He he he I licked it was nice
Rory
Rory