The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[VanillaBean]

I am a wild child, wild child they say. I bark and bark at the smallest of noise. Yesterday I barked at a person, did not like him as he just stood watching me. Well what am I supposed to do.
Daddy apologised to me and my sista cause he got cross with us...we can tell cause he just mumbles and we can't understand him then puts us on the lead to walk home....we was not finished playing and sniffing...

H

 

[MrChew]

I didn get to play wiv Lola becos her hooman pup was sleeping all morning. Hmph. But mum and dad took me to the park anyway an I got to sniff the cut grass an play with bol an practis my stays. It wuz ezy to stay becos I wuz tired frum running.

 

[Candy]

Squidge! Are yoo there? Mother ses I am going to come and livenearyoo in sumwhere called May! Eiver that or yoo are going to come and livenearme! Ennyway parently we will be Naybers in May. I fink we will hav lotsanlots of fun!
Yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[snowbunny]

Ooooh I dunno nuffin bout that! Mum obvoossly keepin seecrits from me. Sounds eggsitin an I does love an egg!

Mum now muttrin sumfin bout mebbe me lernin sum manners from a proper GoodGurl.

Im finkin moar that I ken teech yoo sumfings.

 

[kateincornwall]

I herd Mummy say somfink abowt beech , then Daddy sed look at the tyde tymes , dunno wat it meens but I havnt been to the beech for yeers an yeers cos I was poowly , but now I wud kwite lyke a run pleese , Roobin xxx

 

[Selina27]

Yoos lukky Roobin, I wud like to run on the beech. I woz spost to cum to CornBeefWall to see yoo an Carbun but I had to stay home cos of all the wetfromabove that came an stayed.

Love Casssseeee Ooo

 

[kateincornwall]

Poo an Pants , we dint go to the beech cos it started ici rainin , so we went to the forist and the sun came out , Roobin xxx
Pee Ess Casssseeee , maibe we will run on the beech next tyme , beech is the best xxxx

 

[Lab_adore]

There's so much water from the sky agen. We is taking mum to stashon and then I can splash in the puddles - ace!

I had a barf yestiday cos I was Ichi

 

[Candy]

Wot is a barf pleez Maxx wiv too kisses? I neverever hav had a barf. Can yoo eet it?
Yor frend,
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

Yes you can eat Barf GGJ
I eats it I eats rawis
Iver the eaterer

 

[Candy]

Ooh! Iver! Barf sounds luvlee!
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[Lab_adore]

Barf not good GGJ my fren. First you get hosed which is ok cos it's hot and the cold water is nice. But then you get soapy stuff rubbed evryware an then you have to stand for ages covered in bubbles. Then you get hosed agen.

Best part is the big towel rub. That's pretty ace. Then treets for being a big brave boy.

Mum sed I smelt reel nice when she came home from werk

 

[SwampDonkey]

Ooh! Iver! Barf sounds luvlee!
GGJ xxxxxxx

It's is GGJ it is

 

[SwampDonkey]

Barf not good GGJ my fren. First you get hosed which is ok cos it's hot and the cold water is nice. But then you get soapy stuff rubbed evryware an then you have to stand for ages covered in bubbles. Then you get hosed agen.

Best part is the big towel rub. That's pretty ace. Then treets for being a big brave boy.

Mum sed I smelt reel nice when she came home from werk

Matey in the UK weez eat Barf it's not the same as baff.baff would hurts my teefs

 

[Lab_adore]

Do you eet them bubbles Iver? I tried them an didn like it

 

[SwampDonkey]

Barf in UK is same as sick in upside down town the bubbles are a bit aciddy

 

[Lab_adore]

Ooooh....got it! Sick is ace to eat but yoo gotta be quick before the hoomans get it

 

[Candy]

I am now confoooosd.
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[Lab_adore]

Well GGJ, when you sick up it is called barf in yookay. But here in upsidedownstraya we call barf what happens when you get bubbled.

See - eesy peesy

 

[edzbird]

Yes you can eat Barf GGJ
I eats it I eats rawis
Iver the eaterer

Yep, I eat Ms Sparkly's barf if I get a chance - except the really smelly one the other day. Yumm..

- Coco