The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[MrChew]

I also luv to say hi to everywun with lots of wiggling. Sumtimes I am cessively confident an outgoing whatever that meens.

Today wuz ace. I went to the park with the hole famlee an baldy pup watched me run an play from the swingy thing an the round an round thing an I got lots of treets for running bak to mummy an a smol White dog showted at me.

 

[Loraseal]

My mama sayz I need to toon it down as I just go all wiggly an hav to say hello to everybody and fing. Well apart from a dark longy haired collie who bit me when I woz a puppee. He gets bear Hunter face and a grrr. I dus not lik him. Also a red satter who is crayzy crayzy looney toon.
Mama sayz she wood luv to go to Mayhem but I would be a "pain in de wigly butt" and may well get banned from hier if I went.

 

[Selina27]

Mama sayz she wood luv to go to Mayhem but I would be a "pain in de wigly butt" and may well get banned from hier if I went.

I no Hunter, I'm not gowin eever cos Pershun sez all that trainin wood fry my brain I wood be good in the pub an all, I can do that, ooh but allthat trainin all I need to do in life is find the Fezzies if there are no fezzies what is the point?

 

[kateincornwall]

I now whear MayHem is frens , I there every.single.day . Mummy says I am crakers , but she eets them with cheeeese , I luvs cheeeese too , Roobin x

 

[edzbird]

me bum splowded lass niyte. in the gardin.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[Jacqui-S]

Bloomin hek, all thees 'splodin bumz.
Kant say I wud ubjekt to chiggin n ryce. Or fishyz n ryce. Az long az ther iz enuff.

Lilly x

 

[snowbunny]

Dun wurry GGJ I will runrunrun wiv Kipster and mekkim furget yoois there until yoo feels brayv. An I yam gentul wiv notbrayv puppers until they feel brayv.

Squidge

 

[HAH]

Yayyyy, runrunrunrunnin wiv Squidge!!! I’m eversocited
*Kipper*

 

[Sophiedoodle]

I is way too hot. The howse is too hot. I needs a harecut NOW.
Itz doggy aboose - dose enywun have numba for doglyne??? Or sends halp!

Oreo x

 

[Jacqui-S]

I is way too hot. The howse is too hot. I needs a harecut NOW.
Itz doggy aboose - dose enywun have numba for doglyne??? Or sends halp!

Oreo x

I yall do it fur yu Oweo.......

Lilly x

 

[Candy]

Dun wurry GGJ I will runrunrun wiv Kipster and mekkim furget yoois there until yoo feels brayv. An I yam gentul wiv notbrayv puppers until they feel brayv.

Squidge

Fank yoo Squidge. I fink I will problee get brayv kwite kwickly then I will do runrunrunning wiv yoo and Kipper an it will be awl luvleee.
Yor frend
GGJ xxxxxxxxxxx

 

[kateincornwall]

I bin to the beeeech , it was blowin like mad , I rund and rund and rund lyke a mad fing cos I cud not halp it an even Nelly had a likle run too . My Mummy is sily sumtimes , she has a name for me wen we have bin to the beeeech , she calls me Sandy Michel , she is not rite in the hed , Roobin xx

 

[Lab_adore]

Oooooo... wen yoo cummin to see mee pliz Maxxx? Arsk yore Mumandad will yoo?

Cassseee

I asked dad an he sed we can't come an see yoo Cassie cos we are upsidedownandtoofaraway.
Dunno wot that meenz

 

[MrChew]

It's me birfday an I get sammun for tee! An I had a big play an sniff at stlennardspark an came runninrunninrunnin bak to mum an dad for fishytreets.

 

[snowbunny]

Happy burffday Chewie! Mum ses I have to look like a bear an mek a noiz like “RRWWWGGGG” witch is a propa chewbacker noiz sayin happy burffday. I fink she’s lost it.

Squidge

 

[Lab_adore]

Happy birfday Chewie my fren

How meny yeers are you?

 

[MrChew]

Happy birfday Chewie my fren

How meny yeers are you?

Tanks Maxx. I am too. Too what I do not know.

 

[Lab_adore]

Tanks Maxx. I am too. Too what I do not know.

i am too too! Well too and a qwarta. parently too meens you supposed to be sensibible but naaaaaah. I like to bounce on everything and everyone and nick mum's nickers and this morning i nicked her shoo and she chased me all over the house. It was ace

 

[VanillaBean]

Happy Birthday Chewie. Sounds like you have had fun so far...enjoy your pressie this evening..

 

[Atemas]

parently too meens you supposed to be sensibible but naaaaaah.

Noooo. Mumsie says Labydores settle down wen they is too and a harv. I is 3 now and growed up. You has a way to go Maxx and Chewie

Red