Sleep. Or lack thereof.

[Leanne]

Another night of sleeping through from 11-7 this morning!

 

[Jacqui-S]

Fantastic!

 

[Harley Quinn]

Incredible how it changes so quickly...and that is the danger...because you start thinking, awwww it wasn't that bad...and puppies are SO cute.

 

[SwampDonkey]

Is that what you're thinking? It might be what I'm thinking

 

[MaccieD]

and puppies are SO cute.

Only when they are someone else's . Apart from that they are bitey, tiring, peeing and pooing machines

 

[Leanne]

Don’t mention the biting - he was awful when he was tiny and then it eased off about a week ago... the last two days it’s back with a vengence! But it’s ONLY my legs when I’m walking... 3 pairs of trousers he’s wrecked because they have holes in. He’s like a stealth ninja. He’s no where near me and then suddenly he’s attacking my calf. Proper proper painful! I’m covered in bruises on my legs

 

[SwampDonkey]

Yep put you wellies on?

 

[Leanne]

Ah so this is normal then? I thought we were winning!

 

[Jacqui-S]

Ah so this is normal then? I thought we were winning!

You are!

 

[Jen]

Ah so this is normal then? I thought we were winning!

Wait til you get yourself a nice new pair of jeans because you think it’s over and then he pounces mid walk.

Your new jeans end up ripped to shreds and you look like a mad woman trying to get a deranged crocco/doggo off your leg.

Fun times.. I remember them fondly

 

[SwampDonkey]

Yep totally he loves you with his teeth. Have a toy ready to shove in his mouth and distract like mad.

 

[Cath]

Its bad enough sleeping with my OH, He takes up most of the bed. if my two got in, I would be on the floor

 

[MaccieD]

Ah so this is normal then? I thought we were winning!

You are - it's only some of the time now x

 

[Leanne]

You are - it's only some of the time now x

Fair point - who needs legs anyway!

 

[MaccieD]

Fair point - who needs legs anyway!

Just imagine how bad it would be if you had 4 like his canine mum

 

[Anne123]

Wait til you get yourself a nice new pair of jeans because you think it’s over and then he pounces mid walk.

Your new jeans end up ripped to shreds and you look like a mad woman trying to get a deranged crocco/doggo off your leg.

Fun times.. I remember them fondly

Or you have new trousers, skirts or whatever, and they had a drink and put their heads on your lap....Or you are eating what they like and drool is all over you....

 

[Boogie]

What are these ‘new clothes’ things of which you speak? ?

 

[MaccieD]

Or you have new trousers, skirts or whatever,

New clothes and a puppy? No, never ever a good choice ??

 

[Leanne]

I’m being lulled into a false sense of security I’m convinced of it.

Yesterday we had no biting.. in fact we had better than that.. we had an attempt to bite then he stopped midway (so very light contact), he slept through the night again (and has done for a week) and he sat this morning without being asked whilst I did Leo’s food (for 2 weeks I have been training this)

He also sat through a whole sports day (laying under a tree in the shade) with a frozen kong - children were RUNNING.. usually he at least goes to chase them. He also did one race with a 6yo child who was sobbing that she was going to be last so we did the race with her.. all the parents cheered

Oh god he’s going to do something to me in my sleep isn’t he?

 

[snowbunny]

Yup.