The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

SO gud, Alix! Lass nite, Willow and Shadow and Ginny were all on the bed wiv Mum and there was no room for me, so I sat on a dog bed - DOG bed!! - and cried till Mum came an sat wiv me. Then I jumped up on the bed where she had bin. It was cosy and worm. Then she had to squeeze into a funny shape so she could fitted betwin us awl.
It wuz a snuggly nite.

Squidge.
 

Hollysdad

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Ive had a strange couple of days.

yesterday started normally with a nice walk and swim with dad. when we got home all my toys had been put away and the house smelled funny. Then this strange woman arrived. she smelled a bit like dad so i think she's from the same litter. i wanted to make her feel welcome so i brought her toys and let her tickel me, but she didn't seem to want to play. She didn't leave any of her tea for me, which is very impolite. When she left mum and dad seemed very happy.

Today mum and dad put me in the car and took me to a new place called coswuldwaterpark. there were lots of big lakes but i wasnt allowed to swim in them. It was like a bad dream. then they took me to a cafe where we all stayed outside. I can only think that mum and dad must have been norty and were not allowed in. Things got a bit better when I helped them with their bacon sandwichus. then we drove home.

I hope tomorrow is normal becos i don't want another day like that.
 
Sounds pants Holly,. I went for a very short walk today on the tiny park which is generally shit . I am not happy I have to wear a silly rubber balloon on my foot and am not allowed to prance . I mean where is it all going to end Holly? water we are not allowed to swim in and stupid rubber balloons on our feet. I mean I not some sort of purple footed clown.... Oh apparently I am, so sod it. I'm going for a lie down it's all to much.
 

Lab_adore

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I wasn allowed to swim for a few days Holly and Rory cos I had 'fected ears. Do you have 'fected ears? I can swim again now so its good. I wunder who that strange lady was Holly. An I think your purple disco sock is ace Rory.

That musta been cozy in bed Squidge. I'm still not allowed on the hoomans bed but I've worked my way into sleeping in their room so on the bed is only a short time away.

Hope the :poo: was nice ripple. I don reely eat poo 'cept possum and horse.

GGJ, I got meshered then I got a new har-ness. Maybe you getting a har-ness?

Amber please teech me how to train these hoomans. They don listen to me when I am STARVING and give me more food.

Had an ace walk today. Saw buddy the 'treever and had a quick play then my best frend Spenser was at the dog park so we had a big rumble. Funny, Dad called me an Spenser ran to him while I thought about going back an decided not to. Then! Then! Dad was feedin Spenser my treets! So I ran over but Dad said I didn' come when I was called so no treets. Hmph.
 

HAH

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Poor Annie, I hope you feel less poorly in the mornin an your legses stop hurtin. It sounds offorl that you’re starvin.

I’ve wurked our that I don’ haff to go to bed in the borin ole crate if I refoos to goin, orl I need to do is squeek an squeek an I get biskits for sittin on my bed an beein quiet for a minit. Then I squeek agin an get more biskits! Everyone shud tryit!! It does seem to make Curly sad an yawny but I reckon she jus needs to learn. Bit slow to trayne, this one.
*Kipper*
 

Cath

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Oh my hero Coco, I am still having funny poos and mum is still starving me. Then she has the cheek to try and give me a pill, that the bum man says I have to have for my legs. I make her give it me in a big piece of chicken. Love to Meg(an) Sparkle...........Annie
 
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