The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Candy]

I have been reely bizzy,so has Mother. We have had a frend for a walk and lunch and she was nice and loved me very much. Then we had Familyfortheweekend. I had to help with cleening and cooking befor they arrived and I was in charge of greeting and entertanement wen they wos here. I also got a noo dressing gown that I look very fetchin in, Mother ses (I like fetchin) and a noo softandluvvly downstairs bed cos none of my beds have sploded for a long time cos I am GoodGirlJoy.

 

[Sophiedoodle]

Oh Buggerz!
Mummy’s makings the roasty chicken for din dins and she dropped a bitty of BACON on
the floors and I didn’t even notice!! I is a dizzapointment to labs everywher

Lilly x

 

[Granca]

Lilly, how could you! Just wait for some cooked roasty chicken and bacon when it’s ready. Don’t make my mistake of catching any dropped bits too fast, though, cos you might get a burnted mouth (like I do).

Tuppy x

 

[Hollysdad]

No roasty chickin for me, but I did get some chips. Nice crunchable ones.

 

[Candy]

I had chips once. Only once thow. GGJ. Bedtime.zzzzzzzzxxxxxxxxx

 

[Jacqui-S]

I had chikkin
Lilly x

 

[Candy]

Me and Mother went for a long walk with Tess and her Dad today and we met Lilly! Mother said nono Joy that is a diffrent Lilly. The Lilly we met was small and wite and fluffy and parently she was a Poobiche or sumfing. She was 5 munths old and allsmall but not scared of me and Tess and we did racingandchasing round the park and she was reely good fun. Then we went to a pub and had sammiges and a bag of LOVELYCRUNCHYPORKYTHINGS for me and Tess wich I never have had before. Mother ses Tess's Dad lets us have things that she wood not normally let me have. Well! I like Tess's Dad! Then we got on a train to come home and Tess is a bit scared of trains but I am not I have done trains before a longlong way. It is cold now and Mother ses we will have a fire. That's good, nice to snuggle by with a Kong. I had a lovely day and I am GoodGirlJoy.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[Jacqui-S]

I wish it waz Me, Joy.
I went swimmin. I parently waz "not enfu-sea-astic"
*sticks tung out*

Lilly x

 

[Candy]

I wish it waz yoo too, Lilly. I am VERY enfu-sea-astic about swimmin. I lerned it from wochin Tess wen I waz smaller and a bit scared. You cood woch me and be enfu-sea-astic.
Yor frend
GoodGirlJoyxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[Hollysdad]

Swimmin is brill. Swimmy fetch with dad is the best game ever.

 

[Leanne]

I’m being starved AGAIN.

I’m like a prisoner. At 5am I cheerfully bark the fucking house down to show mummy the massive mole hill of diareah that I have done... I even left it on the wool rug so that it’s not on the carpet (she’s weird about such things)

Anyway... she comes down and mutters ‘bastard mince pies.. it’s not even christmas’ my Ears! My poor puppy like ears!

So as she’s cleaning it up I steal the toilet tissue and shred it all over the floor....

And now she won’t give me breakfast someone send a food parcel! I’ve got boring rice AGAIN with fish.

I mean I ate it but it’s not exactly the food I deserve is it?

Now she’s sitting on the sofa drinking coffee and muttering about how she should have got a hamster!

I think I might take a ball to her and play a game of fetch... that will cheer her up!

 

[Leanne]

Oh no. It’s back.

Maybe it’s for Leo? *hopeful*

 

[Leanne]

I is not happy.

Jailed in my prime.

 

[Leanne]

I will not sleep in this contraption of horror. Might just close my eyes for a bit though.

 

[edzbird]

I got a mushy botty too Mas. Don't know why. Not very nice.

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[snowbunny]

Me n Willow got too walks this mornin. Too!

Its cuz Squidge was too scared to go down the stares so Mum took me n Willow n Ginny out without her! Then wen we got back, she thort it was OK to come down and so Mum said she needed to go out too and me n Willow might as well go too. Too walks! Mazin.

Shadow

 

[snowbunny]

The stares iz scayree awl of a sudn.

Squidge

 

[HAH]

Paw Squidge- I Don no what stares is becoz my howse is flat but I diden like bed awl of a suden but now I get lotsov sossigis an chikin an kongs in there. Maybees if you keep gettin scayd you will get sossigis an chikin on the stares an they will bee tastee not scayree. I yam also gettin chunkee sometime but it still hasn’t appeered yet
*Kipper*

 

[Aitch]

Oh Squidge, keep the stair thing going. I got scared of stairs once and mum kept throwing food on them and we have lots and lots of stairs, six lots of them so I had lots of food.

Amber.

 

[snowbunny]

I carn eat food off the stares. Theyz too scayree. But if I scrunch up my eyes and run I can get down in one peece then Mum n Dad jump around and tell me I'm big an brayv an mazin an its awl troo. Jumpin round wiv Mum n Dad is better than sossidge.

Squidge