The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!
- Thread starter snowbunny
- Start date
- Location
- Andorra and Spain
Nooo, yer wrong. Sossidge is brillyunt, obvuslee, and soze chikkin an grayvee an all the other deelishush things.
But nuffink - NUFFINK! - beats Mum n Dad jumpin around and tellin me I'm a soopahstar!
Squidge
But nuffink - NUFFINK! - beats Mum n Dad jumpin around and tellin me I'm a soopahstar!
Squidge
- Location
- Cornwall , UK
Its antis birfday tpday , so Mummy made pwarn coktales for lunx , she dropped some of the flore , they were luvely . Then tonite , antie and her big boy Adam are coming for a meel , Daddy has bort a lot of wine , I fink they will be singing , a lot . The small human isn't coming , cos he is somwehre called London on a skool trip , for a hole week , I miss him , Nelly xx
- Location
- Monmouthshire, Wales
Ive been norty. i ran off in the woods today and ate a hooj poop. i didnt want to go back to dad becos he would want me to drop it, and it was much too tasty so i ignored him and hid under the trees where he couldnt get to me. he called me the worst dog in the oonivers and was very cross with me.
I know he will forgive me becos im very cute.
I know he will forgive me becos im very cute.
- Location
- Cornwall , UK
They all ways forgiv us Holly, becorse we are wunderful , Nelly x
- Location
- Buckinghamshire UK
Mummy says that if I keep winding Alex up she will send me to Spain in his place.
Amber.
Amber.
- Location
- Monmouthshire, Wales
Im very farty. dad is not happy becos my basket is beside his chair.
- Location
- South Manchester England
I sicked up after my Kong, no warnin, no woop woop heavin sides, just whoosh. Finks it was lovely tissues ( five different ones) I snacked on my walk today. Wits a boy to do, gotta eat n eat n sniff n eat. No chance to eat the sicky up either, was hussled away, on a plus point got a boily egg squished up in my tea....love that trumpy smell. Snoring now zzzz.
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
'parrently I can clear a room with my bottom fluffs. I like to save them for when mum an Dad are in the floor playing with me
Don be scared of the stairs Squidge. I was too then I went to the kennel place an when I got home the stair Monsta was all gone an now I wate at the top for mum to come home then I run run down and jump on her. She sqeeks but I get big cuddles and scratches
Nelly that smawl black thing might be fun to play with.
It's gettin' hot so we go to the beech every day for big swims. I love swimmin
Mas are you still starving? I will call dogline if you want.
Hope your not such no more Fergus
Don be scared of the stairs Squidge. I was too then I went to the kennel place an when I got home the stair Monsta was all gone an now I wate at the top for mum to come home then I run run down and jump on her. She sqeeks but I get big cuddles and scratches
Nelly that smawl black thing might be fun to play with.
It's gettin' hot so we go to the beech every day for big swims. I love swimmin
Mas are you still starving? I will call dogline if you want.
Hope your not such no more Fergus
Leanne
Sniffer Dog
- Location
- Shropshire, UK
Mum gave me rice and scrambled eggs... Leo got boring kibble... mwahahahahah
Leanne
Sniffer Dog
- Location
- Shropshire, UK
Very jealous over swimming! It’s freezing here 
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
We had cold now we have hot. You had hot now you have cold. It's too much for a pup to comprehend. Can you ask your Mum if you can come to my place cos then we can swim in the river an do zoomies in the sand. Don come Friday cos Mum sed its gonna be a scorcher....nearly 40 whatever that meens. Come on the wee-end then Mum's home to play with us an its not gonna be so hot
Leanne
Sniffer Dog
- Location
- Shropshire, UK
Mum said I can come!!!! She said you can return me when I’m not such a pain in the arse?
Yay sleepover!
Yay sleepover!
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
Yay! Let me go woof at Dad cos we need to organise stuff. Be back soon!
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
PFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Dad sed no. He said 'one pain in the @rse is enough thank you'
Sorry Mas
Dad sed no. He said 'one pain in the @rse is enough thank you'
Sorry Mas
I gots an extra kong this morning. I had to swap it for my walk.
Mummy tricked me. She saw the rain outside and said “sod that.” And she said Stanley do you want a kong.. or a walk?! Well I didn’t hear walk because she said kong.
I feels as though I made a good choice though. It had peanut butter in it.
Stanley
Mummy tricked me. She saw the rain outside and said “sod that.” And she said Stanley do you want a kong.. or a walk?! Well I didn’t hear walk because she said kong.
I feels as though I made a good choice though. It had peanut butter in it.
Stanley
- Location
- Isle of Man
weplayedballweplayedballweplayedball - best game evva.
- Meg(an) Sparkle
- Meg(an) Sparkle
- Location
- Isle of Man
Hmm..mum is getting her fur trimmed and coloured this morning (why do they do that?) so we only got a short walk with a game of ball - that's OK, I love ball. I have to admit I am feeling very slow, Meg(an) Sparkle is lightening! I think I only got the ball when mum threw it in the opposite direction after Sparkle had set off. She feels sorry for me, there's no need cuz I love the chase anyway an I can pick up the ball after Meg(an) Sparkle has dropped it. An she doesn't understand "peep peeeeeeeeeeeeep" means find it when ball is lost in a clump of grass, but she copies me.
- Coco
- Coco
- Location
- South Wales
Mum is looking at me funny. She is saying I might get a treat on Sunday but she's not sure she can trust me to be a good boy. WHAT ON EARTH DOES SHE MEAN??? I'm always a good boy.