The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[VanillaBean]

Maxx nothing to be scared about, just do a face plant on your dad and you will be fine. He will catch you and then you can swim and swim and swim....I wish I had a big blue river in our back yard.
My hoomans said one day we will have one...next door has got a new big blue riber but daddy said they made a boboo and did not get all paperwork in order to finish. Apperantly the dog ate it...???

 

[Atemas]

I did a poo at 4am

I cried out at 4 am and Mumsie appeared to let me out. I did one too - in fact I did 2 huge piles of poo never in my life have I poo’d so much. Sky came out and did a poo too. Mumsie then said ‘in your beds’ so we did and we went back to sleep for a bit.

 

[SwampDonkey]

Ging is being weird again she's decided to embrace viking this year. Well I thought no change there then. She's being so organized she's booking us a holiday already. She hates holidays but knows she's got to sneak one in before the pupster arrives to keep the bearded one happy. The puppy sneakiness has started already. Beards got the alarmed oh shit! not another one wide eyed look going on.

 

[SteffiS]

Mum put Toffee's snuffle mat in the bin cos he eeted half the ribbens and chooed holes in the rubber. Wait till Toffee finds out - he’s goin to be .

Ripple

 

[Emily]

It's beeen so hot but I got reely bored and started shoving toys into mum. I did my biggest scariest growl to get her to play and it worked! She took me for a walk. Even though it was really short, I got tired so quickly... Stooopid hot weather

 

[edzbird]

We played Chuckit this morning an mum did hold Meg(an) Sparkle a couple of times to let me have a straight run for it. I mean I could get it if I wanted, who am I kidding?...dog! She's fast. AN she can catch a funny bounce too. I might need a new hobby...

- Coco

 

[kateincornwall]

Gess wat ? I can do that swim fing , I did it this morning wen me and Mummy went by the river , then I rand rownd and rownd cos I was so happy , Roobin x

 

[VanillaBean]

I know Ella it is far to hot. I am just a sleep and I normally play with daddy when he gets home, but I just open my eye and look at him and go 'nope you must be kidding'. I can't even be bothered to raise my head. But then I just get to excited and wake up and want to play....

Something strange is going on in the house. The crate is back out, that silly fence thing with a door is back and up and I hear my hoomans talk about 'Hope Vanilla will be OK'. I am OK why would I not be?? Silly hoomans

 

[Lab_adore]

UH OH Vanilla. Sumethin's afoot....

A big lizard ran in the back door today and under the plate washer machine. I opened one eye but didn chase it cos it's too hot. Dad got the back scratcher long stick (that I've been dying to chew but I haven't managed to snaffle it...yet...) and chased it back out. I almost raised my head but it was too hot again

 

[VanillaBean]

HELP ME, I thought I got a new toy but it is ALIVE...see



Someone tell me what this is and what is happening....hope it is only here for a short visit

 

[SwampDonkey]

Only about 14 years, does that help,?

 

[Lab_adore]

I knew somethin' was afoot vanilla my friend...good luck

 

[snowbunny]

Uh-oh, that looks spishus.

Least it's not brown.

Shadow.

 

[edzbird]

A tip, Vanilla, do NOT try & de-stuff it.

- Coco

 

[VanillaBean]

How many sleeps is that Rory? It sounds like forever.

You mean they come in a brown color? That would be like my bear then, she is brown but she only squeaks

You mean I cant destuff her Coco? I was thinking I would try and see.

Thanks Maxx, but how come you knew and I did not??? Seriously I need to have a discussions with my hoomans

 

[HAH]

'Nilla, 'Nilla, wossTHAT?!! Can you lick it? Duss it tayste nice? That lookslike a reeely fun toy...

*Kipper*

 

[kateincornwall]

I got one of those live fings too Nils , oni its blak and its still here , they are alwite weely , Nelly xx

 

[Granca]

I've got a black one, too, Vanilla. She's ok really because I can make sure she gets the blame if I do something bad - not that I do! Make sure you do that too!

Wispa

 

[Ashley]

HI, it's me QUINN! I've been let go from the cage at the weird scary place with SO many bum mans and ladies. I thought I was moved there forever. They did have treats though....But I am home with my toys and got my window back and all the sniffs are the xact same as always. PHEW. My belly is not hurting now!

Vanilla, that looks like one of those small doggos that can't catch balls or run fast. They are super boring and I tell them to go away because I have business like running and balls that they can't keep up with. Usually they go away, I think.

Quinn

 

[Granca]

Hi Quinn! So glad you’re feeling better and home again with all your toys and window and sniffs and no more hurty belly. It’s not nice having to go to the bum men and ladies, even if you do get treats.

Wispa x

(and Tuppence says Hi too, but she’s busy trying to make me play at the moment.)