The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Lab_adore]

Hey matey Quinn good to see ya and so glad you're all waggy again!

Vanilla...I hide under the table where the hoomans eat their dinner for two reasons. First to catch any food that drops and second to find out what's goin' on. So that's his I knew your hoomans were gettin something called a hunny. It's also how I found out they're goin' to yurup and yukay an Afrika an taking me to a farm for my holiday. It's sounds ace cos the doggies run an play all day.

Has the hunny thing gone home yet?

 

[SwampDonkey]

Glad you're back Quinn, XXX

 

[kateincornwall]

I avent bin on propa walks for 3 hole days now cos me litel legs have bin givin me gip agin and I have bin to the V.E.T an they gave me sum medicine . Me and Roobin haven't bin aloud to play an we are both fed up of this . I don't mind not goin on the long walks cos I stay with Daddy an get nice fings . I am hapi to see you bak Quinn , Nelly xx

 

[VanillaBean]

Quinn glad you is back and away from those silly bum men.
Yep she cant catch a ball yet, but my humans have said she is like a flash. Paarently she will grow up to be like me...

Kipper it tastes alright, she smell a bit like my doggy mummy. My daddy told me that we are sisters, not just pretwnd ones. Suppose that is OK.

No she has not gone home. She even slept in OUR bedroom. At least not on our bed, no way. She slept in this box and whined. She was disturbing my sleep so I curled into Daddy and huufed at him.

She was still there when I came home from my walk this morning, so I suppose the only right thing to do is to play. Hut she just hangs of me...seriously little girl I have to teach her the right way. Apparentlt she is called Honey, well nothing sweet about her at all.

 

[VanillaBean]

Whello all,

I am Honey, I am Vanillas sista and I just saw her type on this funny thing with loads of color. So I thought I would try, as aparently all the cool kids hang out here...

Honey

 

[Jen]

Whello all,

I am Honey, I am Vanillas sista and I just saw her type on this funny thing with loads of color. So I thought I would try, as aparently all the cool kids hang out here...

Honey

Hello Honey,

Please can you tell your daddy to stop being selfish and share some pictures of you.

Fanks

Stanley

 

[HAH]

Helloooo Honey!! Wellcome to the pack. Your typin’s reeelly good for a puppee, you mus be a right cleva cogs.

How oldis you? Doo you like your noo home an sista? Parently you tayste nice which is always gonna make you frens.
*Kipper*

 

[Lab_adore]

Hi hi Honey...welcome! I'm your frend in 'Straya but I live somewhere else. I bet your big sista Vanilla will take very good care of you

 

[VanillaBean]

pictures

Hello Stanley,

What are pictures?

Honey

 

[VanillaBean]

reeelly good for a puppee

Hello Kipper

I know it is really really good is it not. my paws are just perfect.

Honey.

PS: Really Honey please tell the truth now, who is doing the typing around here?? Vanilla that is who. You just tell me what to type. When you are a bit older and don't chew the edge of the tappy thing you can type.
Kipper yes she does taste nice, good enough to eat.

Hello Maxx - where you live? my sista said not to far away as all the other doggy friends on here. Maybe we can come and see you and we can play

 

[Lab_adore]

Hello again Honey (via Vanilla)

I live somewhere called sidnie an Dad sed it's too far for us to walk to your place but maybe we take a holyday one day

Hope you are ok Vanilla.... I think I would like a brutha or sista to play with so long as they didn steel my stuff or my food

 

[VanillaBean]

I am OK Maxx, I am not sure you would like a little brutha or sista. At the moment she is very annoying, she follows me everywhere, so these silly gates are closed. then mummy went to the toilet and left her alone and she cried and cried and cried. Like really Honey, she is still here just in the toilet you can see her.

hey I whnt tipe nw,

Maxx, OK wat is a holyday and ven is one day?

Give it back now Honey. See Maxx she is so annoying just into everything... Vanilla

 

[Lab_adore]

 

[edzbird]

Oh Vanilla you have a puppy!! Hello little Honey, I do love puppies an I really really want one, but I have Meg(an) Sparkle instead, she is nearly as good.

- Coco

 

[VanillaBean]

Yes Coco she is very annoying though at moment she wants to sleep where I am sleeping, then she hangs of my neck...

 

[kateincornwall]

Helo Honey , would you like to be me girlfriend ? I am older than you but then older boy frens are good , Reubs xx

 

[Emily]

I have an icky tummy

I had to go to the bum man two times today and both times they put that stick in my you know where! I'm juss a bit sleepy now so I think I'll cuddle up with mum tonight.

 

[Candy]

Gess wat ? I can do that swim fing , I did it this morning wen me and Mummy went by the river , then I rand rownd and rownd cos I was so happy , Roobin x

I remember the fust time I dun the swimfing Roobin. It wos citin an luvvley and I ran rownd and rownd and did rollinrollinrollin in the grass. Yoo is clever and brave and growin up veryveryfast. Luv from yor frend GoodgirlJoy.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[SteffiS]

Yes Coco she is very annoying though at moment she wants to sleep where I am sleeping, then she hangs of my neck...

When I got one of those things (only I got a brown one like me) I just kept jumpin on it until Mum locked it away for 'its own safety' . Might be a handi tip for you there Vanilla .

Ripple

 

[VanillaBean]

e girlfriend

Whello Reubs, I dnont nowe. My big sista said I should watch out for older boys. But it soudns like fu and she said you are cute.....I will be you girlfriend

Honey xx