- Location
- Cornwall , UK
I downt get lunsh anymoor , it carnt be rite can it ? Mummy sed I`m getting a big boy now and I oni have three meeserly meels a day and NO LUNSH , Starvingincornwall xxx
The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!
- Thread starter snowbunny
- Start date
- Location
- Andorra and Spain
SOMEWUN did eat Daddy's sammitch that Mum had made him. It wuznt me an it wuznt the orinj one, so the suspishun is split between the brown one an the black one.
They wuz very quiet and weasely about it witchever one it wuz. We dint here nuffink.
Shadow
They wuz very quiet and weasely about it witchever one it wuz. We dint here nuffink.
Shadow
Sneak and Weasel Meggles, Sneak and Weasel. In that order. Your problem was probably that you weaseled then sneaked, which obviously wouldn’t work. Try again but harder. Love, the Pig x
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
Mum had the loud thing going that blows out hot air that she waves around the fur on her head an wasn payin me any tenshun so I went and had a chew on the corner thingy an Dad yelled a bit 
OK Pig, my sista says cant get all those here so have to go for Cat, Roo, Fox, and Bunny.
I dont get unto our bin as that is behind a big door. So I do the dishwasher instead, it taste great...I think that will do
Honey
- Location
- Isle of Man
roo poo! roo poo! so funny. I've eet cat poo.
- Meg(an) Sparkle
- Meg(an) Sparkle
You are a proper wild child ms sparkle I think I love you
Rory xxxx
Rory xxxx
- Location
- Andorra and Spain
Frozzed wylde bore poo is best.
Squidge
Squidge
I have not had any poo yet though so cant wait as my sista says she will tesch me how to sniff them out and to get your hoomans to let you follow the scent without getting into trouble. Parrentaly daddy is the best as it freaks mummy out...
Honey - sweet as but stings like a bee with my teeths
Honey - sweet as but stings like a bee with my teeths
Honey-bee you are a kibble-brain. That there is only FOUR poos. Who has ever heard the saying “4 poos a day keeps the bum-man away?”. No-one, that’s who. You will have to find one more kind of poo otherwise it will be no good and you will be at the bum-man all the time. Surely that upside down country has some more tasty poos to eat? Preferably ones that don’t try to kill you, I heard most things do down there. Love, the Pig.
I like kibble it is always on my brain....it tastes really good...
OK my sista has said that there are other poos too, but they are specual ones. Like horse and cow, we only get them in winter when it is safe to go to the fields. In summer we have icecreamsandy poos and at special time of year we have big smelly poo balls on the beach parantly. so we have 8 poos which is all I can count on my little paws.
Honey
My sista is driving me nuts with all this poo talk Pig. I am going to have to educate her when she can come out with me properly...Icecreamsandy one is the best. It looks like poo, but is not but tastes the best...
Vanilla
Vanilla
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
I like ors poo an bat poo
Yes
Daddys home Daddys home, play time....
V & H
V & H
Atemas
UK Tour Guide
- Location
- North Cambridgeshire
Mumsie must have lost it. She gave me a Kong yesterday with kibble in it!!! What’s that all about? Then I saw her putting all my lush canned food in the dustbin and putting hot water all over my frozen kongs!! Now they is all lined up empty on the worktop. Does that mean no more kongs?
A not happy Red
A not happy Red
Food in the bin, no no no. I think your mum has lost it. Hopefully she will find it soon again. Maybe she is getting you something better like steak or sosajes...
Vanilla
Vanilla
Ok honeybee and ‘nillapod I was mistaken, it sounds like your country has an excellent array of poo options for a healthy diet. I will try to post myself to you again. I think the problem is I can’t fold myself small enough to fit in the post box because I am too full of poo. It might be ironic if anyone knew what irony was but I don’t because I am a Pig. X