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Yus we got a new bald puppee 4 months ago. I wasn’t scared of this one - just gave its head a quick lick, wagged my stumpy pig tail and went back to bed. I was scared of the first one when it came home, I had to hide behind the curtain for two days but now I old and wise and know about bald...

Yeah, I tried being good once, some kennel club gave me a gold medal and a certificate for goodness, but I ate the certificate and turned to a life of crime. Best thing I ever did. Far too many good dogs round here, don’t fret everyone, the Pig shall be your sneaking and weaselling mentor!

😱 but but I need my ears! Them’s are my wiggly listeners! How else can I ignore pig-mummy if I don’t know when she is talking to me?? This does not sound good AT ALL 😡

GoodGirlJoy, have you ever considered being BadGirlJoy? I would highly recommend it. Perhaps just start off small - a touch of sneaking, a weasel or two, some snaffling here and there - perhaps just one day a week. I suggest Tuesdays, as Tuesdays are very good for being Up To No Good. I’ll be...

Hello, it’s me, the most noble and esteemed Pig! I don’t get to come on here often. We have a new bald puppee that pig-mummy found in some cabbage patch. Doesn’t smell much of cabbages which is a shame as I like cabbage. Anyway this new puppee doesn’t sleep and shouts a lot. Our older bald...

Thank you for all your waggy hellos :) Hmm seems like lots of us are grey and wise here now. Pig-mummy says wise is when you know how to behave yourself. But she is wrong, wise is knowing how to steal the Pip’s toast that she has left on the table just when pig-mummy is busy loading the...

Hello everyone. It’s me, the Pig! I’ve been away a long time. Mummy said it’s been a DifficultTime and she has been sad for a while. It’s not been too bad for me as I have had my ears stroked a lot. But she’s a bit happier now and let me come back on here and say hello to my pig-friends. I’m...

My dearest dreadful Pig is five (well, yesterday)! And is now old enough to know better, theoretically, although nobody has told the Pig that yet :rolleyes: She hasn’t had a present, because I didn’t have time to order anything but will save up a collar credit perhaps 😆 she did find a sheep leg...

Well, as far as I understand about your upside-down land, I think your stotes and todes are probably the same as stotes and todes here except they may have their legs on their head and also try to kill you more. I wouldn’t lick either of them if I were you.

Stote! I saw a stote in my garden! Pig-daddy didn’t see him and didn’t believe pig-mummy but I saw him and I can confirm he was totally stoataly. He looked like such a lovely crunchy squeaker but he was fast :huh: I’m looking for him every day now. He would make a lovely snack for a Pig, would...

You would make a Good Pig, Megan Sparkle.

Actually it is not a good bed, it is lumpy and makes me upset. So I have to scratch at it, and then I bite it and then I get an attack of the humps and then pig-mummy has to take it away :( Ps Squidge, sheep are not for playing with! They are for KILL KILL BITE CHASE ARGFGHHHHHHHH Love, the Pig...

We got a fire-in-a-metal-box. This is excellent for two reasons. First, I can toast my snout, and second, I can steal sticks and bark and munchcrunch them before pig-mummy catches me. Pig-daddy is pleased because we can be warm if our gas delivery stops because of the A-pockylips. I don’t know...

Oh yes, the pig needs to “help” with everything. When she used to go to daycare when we lived down south, all the other dogs would be playing together in the paddock and the Pig would be found “supervising” the husband of the daycare lady whilst he did DIY, having to give each screw and tool a...

Pfft. Willies are for kibble-brains. Doggos with willies spend half their lives cocking their legs on things and the other half licking themselves. Much better being a girl pig, more time for huntin’, sneakin’ and weaslin’. I am sure that willies would interfere with proper weaslin’ technique.

We are getting fireinametalbox too! Pigs greatly like to toast their snout. But, the best thing about fireinametalbox is LOGS. A delicious basket of tasty logs just for me to munch and nibble. Pig-mummy says no, so I just “accidentally” drop my ball in there and have to go get it. Then I have...

I only just saw this, glad Tatze is feeling better! Actually we are not sure about the Pig’s drool-attack, she would neither confirm nor deny that any ‘todes’ were involved. Hers started with a violent fit of the sneezles, then about 2 hours of drooling. I wondered whether it might have been as...

Well I try not to but it’s sometimes hard to avoid. If they shouldn’t be licked why do they look so yummy and brown and slimey? Every other brown slimey thing I have come across is invariably delicious. ‘Cept todes. :mad:

That sounds good. Do they taste of todes though?

Woe is the Pig. I slipped down a rock on the beach and wonked my thumb. It was really hurty and my thumb claw was pointing in the wrong direction but I wouldn’t let pig-mummy touch it. But, then good news! Before Pig-mummy could take me to the bum-lady, I nibbled it orf 😁 it was fun so I started...