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Hello Pig my frend! So Veryvery nice to hear from yoo agen! Howevva I do fink we is not sposed to chase Chikkins!
I yam still yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
GoodGirlJoy, have you ever considered being BadGirlJoy? I would highly recommend it. Perhaps just start off small - a touch of sneaking, a weasel or two, some snaffling here and there - perhaps just one day a week. I suggest Tuesdays, as Tuesdays are very good for being Up To No Good. I’ll be here if you need any advice on technique. Love, the Pig x
 
Pig @Lara_Pigletina fab to here from yoo.

Iyam plissed the leern that you are still up to norty trix.

Iyam much betterer than I used to be (parrentlee) but I can still turn on the sass if I want too, if I can be bovvered.

Last week on holliday there was an elderly gentleman Lab who came to talk at me across his cattel grid and after three days I just jumped across it and took him off the play on his (verry posh) front lawn :laughdog::hearteyesdog:

Luv Casseeee O
 

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
GoodGirlJoy, have you ever considered being BadGirlJoy? I would highly recommend it. Perhaps just start off small - a touch of sneaking, a weasel or two, some snaffling here and there - perhaps just one day a week. I suggest Tuesdays, as Tuesdays are very good for being Up To No Good. I’ll be here if you need any advice on technique. Love, the Pig x
Pig, I asked Mother if it wood be awlrite if I wos BadGirlJoy on Toosdays. She sed I cood try if I wonted to but she dusn't fink I will be very good at being Bad. She ses she finks I probly woodn't know how to be Bad even if I did try awlthow I am kwite good at Being Cheeky she ses, but this is parentlee Not The Same as being Bad. Praps I cood come to yoo in Wayulz for Norty Lessons?
Yor frend
(Still) GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
 
Hello, it’s me, the most noble and esteemed Pig! I don’t get to come on here often. We have a new bald puppee that pig-mummy found in some cabbage patch. Doesn’t smell much of cabbages which is a shame as I like cabbage. Anyway this new puppee doesn’t sleep and shouts a lot. Our older bald puppee also shouts a lot and when she does I hide in the pantry. The best thing about bald puppees about the place is that pig mummy is distracted and leaves food on the table. I tidy it up for her as I am a Helpful Pig.

Anyway something extremely magnificently exciting happened. The big bald puppee left the back door open and the gate was also open because pig daddy had been painting it. So I snuffled my way out and stumbled across a chicken. A flappy feathery delightful creature. Of course I activated Super-Speed Pig Mode and chased after it. Mummy tried to tackle me whilst shouting naughty words but my velvety pig fur was too slippery and I got a mouthful of tail feathers before daddy grabbed my collar and spoilt my fun. Mummy continued to shout naughty words and I had to have a lie down to recover from the excitement. They make doubly sure the gate is shut now but I check every day just in case they forget.

Mummy says Pecky Sue has a bald bottom now and hasn’t laid an egg since. That’s a shame as I like eggies. Not as much as I like chicken though, so I have no regrets. Love, the Pig x
Piggy, nize to see you and here bout your norty venchures! So now you hav 2 bald puppees? 2 two-leggeds? That mus make your piggy life very bizzy and lowd. My mum sez congrats to your mum, but I downt no why she sez that.
 
Piggy, nize to see you and here bout your norty venchures! So now you hav 2 bald puppees? 2 two-leggeds? That mus make your piggy life very bizzy and lowd. My mum sez congrats to your mum, but I downt no why she sez that.
Yus we got a new bald puppee 4 months ago. I wasn’t scared of this one - just gave its head a quick lick, wagged my stumpy pig tail and went back to bed. I was scared of the first one when it came home, I had to hide behind the curtain for two days but now I old and wise and know about bald puppees. Apparently this one doesn’t sleep though so Pig-mummy might take it back for a refund. That would be quite a lot of money as they had to pay a doctor to make her in a test tube apparently although I’m confused how she ended up in the cabbage patch.

Anyway on to more important matters: today’s “Pig’s Life Lesson” is about how to eat crayons and then have rainbow poo. You are welcome.
 
I played pretend gundogs today with ging with my pretend pheasy. It was ace's I did some me most excellent retrieves and sits an stays and downs and recalls. I was on fire. Ging said I was supa clever and immensely accurate. Everyone said I was very enthusiastic. I am so magnificent I think I might need a nap its hard work being me.
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Lab_adore

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Frens it's my birthday an I yam 5. I got a noo bol, well it's not noo as such cos Dad finded it in the bushes. Anyway I needed a noo one cos I don't have enuf balls.

I had a piggies ear! First time eva an it was delishus

Bad news I had a barf. Dad sed sorry but seeing the hot came which is rare now he had to 'take advantage'. It was achually ok cos the water was nice and cool an me skin was itchin' an now it's not

Here's me wif my noo bol
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Happy Birthday Maxx, you all grown up now and sensible (hehehe).
Not sure we know which is new bol, but maybe it is the white one, no wait maybe blue or you know what all are new.

Baths are ace love them as smell all girly after one. You smell all boysy after one?

Only have one concern why you have to wait until 5 years old to get a pigs ear??? Please explain...
OK we don't eat them as give poorly tummy so have beef ear instead....
 
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