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Mum says it is time for me to tell everyone AGAIN my speshul krissmuss song that I rote. Here it is. Don't be scared or worried, I promise there is a happy ending. It is called Pongo's Krissmuss dinner and it is my favourite song. Hark the Hungry Puppy Sings Wondering what his dinner...

Oh Hunny a krissmuss tree is good, it is a tree! That is inside the house but you MUST NOT NOT NOT NOT MARK IT no no no. And hoomans put boxes and cardboard under it and you are allowed to ripriprip everything up but only one by one and only when your hoomans give them to you. And some of the...

We got a krissmuss tree and there was presents under it and I just had a tinytinytiny little sniffsnufflesniff and mum got all squeaky and now there are not any presents under the tree they are all on the big table in the Other Room. :hmm:

Awesome. I think we can really start something here. Are you sure you don't have to declare it on your Oz customs declaration?

I would love to come and play Otter, where are you? I spect you smell luvlyluvlyluvly! Pongo PS mum says I don't know what I'm getting myself into, dunno wot she means

Welcum to Wayuls, sparkly girl!

Welcome home, sweethearts. Hope you are both tucked up in your beds now. Sleep well.

Oh my goodness, yes - great idea. We can do a labhair exchange programme!

Oh yes, that's a good one...

Oh yes! We are on a roll! Let the Maxx-takes-over-the-world-tour commence! Now, can you place it somewhere in the room that it is unlikely to be removed from...behind the mirror? Top shelf in wardrobe? Under the mattress?

It really is....I've learned so much. Have a wander through some of the other threads, with a four-lab history the chances are you've got advice to offer all of us! Who were your other labs - were they all big black boys like lovely Toby?

I'm sure it is completely friendly, and he really is the most gorgeous boy! You're right, someone who doesn't know Toby (or doesn't know dogs very well) might misunderstand. One of our neighbours has a Labrador who is a "smiler" - he runs up to you showing all his teeth in a big soppy grin...

PS I was sick last night. Maybe too much fezzie?

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I got fezzie. Fezzies are confusing. First mum got two fezzies from myfrenpoll and they were deaded but they LOOKED at me and mum made their heads go peckpeckpeck so I thought they'd be my friends and play and I got All Excited. And then mum did something to them so they didn't have any skin...

6!

Hmmmm.....Connery and Craig for me please. mmmmmmmmmmmmm.........

I don't think we have any forum hair in the Venice lagoon yet. Or a Marrakech market stall...

I'm not sure that Donald Trump deserves a Maxx hair. In fact, I think the placing of a Labrador hair should be considered a major honour, rather than a remedial action. So, please see if you can add a Maxx hair to someone that genuinely deserves it. Perhaps Nelson Mandela?

Oh wow, the possibilities are almost endless! I can't wait to hear this story. Definitely the camel in the Sahara, by the way, that sounds very cool. Now, do you think you can provide photographic evidence of any of the hair deposits?