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- SW London UK
Stolen from a friends page 
This was translated from Italian from a friend.
Oh how true
WHEN CHOOSING A LABRADOR MAKE SURE IT HAS THE STANDARD DESCRIBED BELOW:
- The Labrador does not walk, he/she trots!
With a certain air of confidence. Looking at the world from its immeasurable "height", and thinking ... what are you looking at? Have you never seen such a beautiful creature as me?
- The Labrador does not run, but sprints like a rocket, he does not jump, but flies!
- The Labradors doesn’t play. For him a game is something to be taken seriously.
- When the Labrador sleeps, it cannot simply be said that he sleeps:
He spreads on the sofa, becomes catatonic, reaches Nirvana ... and snores like a tractor!
- The Labrador never begs for food. He simply makes a gentle munching sound that announces what his bully demands it! He stares at you while ribbons of drool run from his marshmallow mouth accompanied by high-pitch sounds like a verse by a tormented poet.
- The Labrador does not need to talk. He commands telepathy, hypnosis, ultra-sensory perception .... and paws, should you fail to understand the previous prompts.
- When he eats, the Labrador does not just consume his meal but devours it, gulps, swallows, gulps, gulps and then looks at you as if to say "it tastes fine, where’s the rest of it?!"
- The Labrador does not wag its tail but he waddles or more precisely "he shakes his behind"! And it doesn't follow you .... the Labrador is the most obsessive of stalkers.
The Labrador never follows you; he track your every movement with a precision of a secret agent.
- The Labrador has a relationship with you that is not simply one of affection ...no, he is not close to you, he is a part of you. The Labrador does not run towards you, but he invests you! He claims you in an exuberant fashion’
When you pat him he’s in ecstasy and slips effortlessly into a land of contentment , usually at your feet.
The Labrador worships, adores, idolises and loves you as only a Labrador can. That is his sole purpose in life.
This was translated from Italian from a friend.
Oh how true
WHEN CHOOSING A LABRADOR MAKE SURE IT HAS THE STANDARD DESCRIBED BELOW:
- The Labrador does not walk, he/she trots!
With a certain air of confidence. Looking at the world from its immeasurable "height", and thinking ... what are you looking at? Have you never seen such a beautiful creature as me?
- The Labrador does not run, but sprints like a rocket, he does not jump, but flies!
- The Labradors doesn’t play. For him a game is something to be taken seriously.
- When the Labrador sleeps, it cannot simply be said that he sleeps:
He spreads on the sofa, becomes catatonic, reaches Nirvana ... and snores like a tractor!
- The Labrador never begs for food. He simply makes a gentle munching sound that announces what his bully demands it! He stares at you while ribbons of drool run from his marshmallow mouth accompanied by high-pitch sounds like a verse by a tormented poet.
- The Labrador does not need to talk. He commands telepathy, hypnosis, ultra-sensory perception .... and paws, should you fail to understand the previous prompts.
- When he eats, the Labrador does not just consume his meal but devours it, gulps, swallows, gulps, gulps and then looks at you as if to say "it tastes fine, where’s the rest of it?!"
- The Labrador does not wag its tail but he waddles or more precisely "he shakes his behind"! And it doesn't follow you .... the Labrador is the most obsessive of stalkers.
The Labrador never follows you; he track your every movement with a precision of a secret agent.
- The Labrador has a relationship with you that is not simply one of affection ...no, he is not close to you, he is a part of you. The Labrador does not run towards you, but he invests you! He claims you in an exuberant fashion’
When you pat him he’s in ecstasy and slips effortlessly into a land of contentment , usually at your feet.
The Labrador worships, adores, idolises and loves you as only a Labrador can. That is his sole purpose in life.
