Hope he gets better soon. Hopefully this will make you smile on the same topic.
Bella spaniel is a little soft at the moment for some reason (probably the sneaky mouthfuls of chicken poo she chomps when we walk past the peach groves...). As she has some faecal incontinence issues, you can imagine that this can be messy. Overnight, she has a nappy on, which I remove before morning walks and then I pop her in the shower to wash off her back end when we get home. She's not impressed, but needs must. I then pop her back in a nappy until she's reasonably dried off.
Yesterday, I made two mistakes.
Mistake number 1: I forgot to take the nappy into the bathroom.
Mistake number 2: I didn't close the bathroom door.
Cue our little Nugget, happily fleeing, gloriously bare-bottomed from the bathroom and scampering around the house, shaking furiously and spreading her chocolate soft-whip onto pretty much every surface available.
I am considering taking out shares in disinfectant sprays and kitchen towels.