The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[kateincornwall]

Me and Woobin hav had fun today , he browt a peece of drain pipe into the howse and we had grate games wiv it , he was at one end and me at the over , we liked to rattle it agin the baby gate so it make lots of noise , then Mummy said enuf you two, not in the howse , spoil sport Mummy , Nelly x

 

[Granca]

Well, my new toys have arrived, some new rockets for playing hideandseek in the garden. They’re my new toys, but no prizes for gessing what happened...



Wispa

 

[SwampDonkey]

I had a nice day a dapper Spanish chap visited with his driver's well he says she was her driver? She was a very cuddly lady. And we went for a taz about then for a big park walk he cozzied up on my sofa and bed. He was a very nice chap but very forward I must say hes very good company and reminds me of someone.

 

[kateincornwall]

Wowy , did you meat Carbon ???? me and Nelly met Carbon too !!

 

[SwampDonkey]

He gets about a bit that the Carbon fella he likes squeaky toys too.

 

[Lab_adore]

I'm waitin' ......all the family comin' any minute now! Mum said no jumping...pfffftttt

 

[SwampDonkey]

Be a really good boy I promise it pays off.

 

[VanillaBean]

Agree what you have to do is show mummy and daddy that that you are not jumpin and everytime they should give you a little treat...just for keeping all your paws on the floor...it is so much filling...

 

[Jacqui-S]

Be a really good boy I promise it pays off.

Roary you got reely sensiball now you are 5!?
Lilly x

 

[SwampDonkey]

I know I am very mature now...... honest

 

[Ashley]

I’ve been tricked. There have been yucky medicines balls in my food and I’m spicious of everything mum tries to give me to eat now. I’ve found a system...nibble with front teeth and spit out anything spicious. I will not be tricked again.

Quinn

 

[Jacqui-S]

Urgh! Humans, Quinn, humans. Nuff said.
Is your belly feeling betta?
Lilly x

 

[HAH]

Well done Quinn, that's reely cleva and wise. Hope you're feelin better now after all the tummyaches.

I got my fren Jambow stayin, he's tasty and I luff lickin him but he's a bit borin. Altho he dus no howe to steel fud, he's a marsta criminol. Yesterdays he showed me howe to quietly quietly jumpup and slowly slowly tak my fud bag and quietly quietly snaffle allov it. He let me haff a littel bit too.

An then he showed me hows to use your noze to getin the bin! I diden no you could getin the bin?! Its reeely reeely taystee in there, but now the hoomans have madeit majivk an it don open no more which is sad.
*Kipper*

 

[Jen]

Mummy is putting stuff all over the oven.

She said I’d have to sleep In the front room tonight because she’s scared incase any drips out and I lick it.

Couch for meeeeeeee!

Stanley

 

[edzbird]

We had stake. And stake-juice. And all we had to do was "sit". I love being a dog. I don't even mind sharing with my weird sister.

- Coco

 

[kateincornwall]

Woobin is ful of beenz , he is begin for his super already and its not for anuver half hour yet but he mite get it erly cos he says he is achually starving , that's gud cos I get a little bit of super too . Mummy says she hopes his beenz have all gone soon cos she wants to see silly peepel in the jungle , fat chance Mummy , Nelly xxx

 

[Natalie]

Hi doggos, I haven't been around here for a while cos mom's always on the tappy thing and doesn't let me have a go. Mom says I spend my free time licking my bits but that's not true.

Roobun, hello it's very nice to meet you. I hear you like undies, I steal bras whenever I can and chew the stretchy bits, so we have a moochal interest.

 

[SwampDonkey]

Whats braz Monty is it like a chewy lambs face? They go baaaa, kind of the same

 

[Natalie]

No Rory, they are stretchy and lacy and are very satisfying to chew between your teeth.

But mom does go aaaaaaahhhh when I do it so maybe she's got the baaaaaaa sound wrong? She gets a lot wrong so it wouldn't surprise me if she can't sort out her sound effects.

 

[Leanne]

Ohhhhhh... fellow labradors (and co) I have hit the mother load.

I had chicken korma. Mummy left it on the side... she then went to the dishwasher... 10 seconds later I was gulping like i was a fish needing air.

So. So. Worth it.