I've just got a pair of old Y fronts matey will they do?
The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!
- Thread starter snowbunny
- Start date
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
Not sure, post a pic and I'll let you know 
- Location
- Andorra and Spain
I got a thorn stuck up my nose. I went CHOO CHOO CHOO CHOO CHOO CHOO CHOO CHOO CHOO CHOO CHOO! but it didn't help. So Mum had a look and saw it, and she tried to get her finger up my nose! Her finger!! The indignity! It didn't fit, though, hah, porky worky fingers.
Then she got a big strong blade of grass and hooked that around the thorn and pulled on it. That unsticked it so when I went CHOO again, it flew out. All is well with the world again.
Shadow
Then she got a big strong blade of grass and hooked that around the thorn and pulled on it. That unsticked it so when I went CHOO again, it flew out. All is well with the world again.
Shadow
- Location
- Isle of Man
Wow! Shadow. I had thorns in my foot before, but never up my nozzle. You are very very brave.
- Coco
- Coco
Naya
Moderator
- Location
- Bristol, UK
Hope you are feeling ok Fred. Ticks aren’t nice ?
I’m feeling much better today. Mum says I’m back to being cheeky........I only punched 1 trainer, 1 sock, destuffed a teddy and a turtle ??. My hooman sister is home so her and her boyfriend have being playing with me lots ?.
Just to make sure mummy knew I loved her too, I pinned her down and gave her lots of licks all over her face. I love my mum ?
I’m feeling much better today. Mum says I’m back to being cheeky........I only punched 1 trainer, 1 sock, destuffed a teddy and a turtle ??. My hooman sister is home so her and her boyfriend have being playing with me lots ?.
Just to make sure mummy knew I loved her too, I pinned her down and gave her lots of licks all over her face. I love my mum ?
Boogie
Moderator
- Location
- Manchester UK
Punched a trainer Harley??
Tell us, tell us!
Tell us, tell us!
Naya
Moderator
- Location
- Bristol, UK
Oops.....meant pinched ?? this tappy thing keeps changing my words!
- Location
- Isle of Man
Ha ha Harley - I thought you'd be in Big Trouble if you "punched your trainer"!
- Coco
- Coco
Depends on the trainer
- Location
- Canberra, Australia
I’m glad I never have got a prickle up my nose and I’m glad we don’t have Munties in Astraya.
I haven’t tried to scratch my ear where I made a hole for two days so I allowed back to daycare tomorrow!!! Daddy take me in the morning and I going to go stark raving bonkers when I get there and see all my frens!!!
I haven’t tried to scratch my ear where I made a hole for two days so I allowed back to daycare tomorrow!!! Daddy take me in the morning and I going to go stark raving bonkers when I get there and see all my frens!!!
- Location
- Isle of Man
We don't have Munties either, Obi. They look terry-fying in Rory's picture. Nightmare things! <shudder>
- Coco
- Coco
- Location
- Canberra, Australia
I would have a awful nightmare if I saw a Munty for real especially if I got eaten.
Well done Pepper, you are a Good Gardening Dog. That mus be why they put down the new turf for you!
* Kipper *
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
Crikey Mum left early today. I didn want to get out of bed but off we went. There's all this white stuff, Dad said it's fog. We went to the dog park and Dad threatened me with rehoming if I went into the swamp. I guess if I did I'd be a dog in the bog in the fog. LOL I crack myself up.
'Member I told you about the majik box from Petsmart? Well....sure enough out come ANOTHER NEW TOY yesterday!!! It's a black Kong bone and it's fun to chew, especially when Dad put a Dentabone in it. Yay I love my Mum and Dad
Pepper, I dug a big hole in the lawn once at Mum Hooman Sister's weekend house and BOY were they upset. It was so much fun though!
Glad you're better Obi and goin' back to Day Care (whatever that is). Harley/Shadow glad you've got the tickkies/bindies sorted. I got a bindie in my paw once and it HURT.
'Parantly I'm new a big-brother-cousin. Mum's litter pal sister's daughter (she calls neece) had a little baby hooman girl yesterday. Mum cried first with happiness then when she found out the name with a bit of sadness. They gave the baby hooman Mum's Mum's middle name and 'cos she isn't here to meet her first great grand child Mum got a bit upset but I sat on the floor with my head in her lap and gazed and nuzzled at her and she soon smiled
'Member I told you about the majik box from Petsmart? Well....sure enough out come ANOTHER NEW TOY yesterday!!! It's a black Kong bone and it's fun to chew, especially when Dad put a Dentabone in it. Yay I love my Mum and Dad
Pepper, I dug a big hole in the lawn once at Mum Hooman Sister's weekend house and BOY were they upset. It was so much fun though!
Glad you're better Obi and goin' back to Day Care (whatever that is). Harley/Shadow glad you've got the tickkies/bindies sorted. I got a bindie in my paw once and it HURT.
'Parantly I'm new a big-brother-cousin. Mum's litter pal sister's daughter (she calls neece) had a little baby hooman girl yesterday. Mum cried first with happiness then when she found out the name with a bit of sadness. They gave the baby hooman Mum's Mum's middle name and 'cos she isn't here to meet her first great grand child Mum got a bit upset
but I sat on the floor with my head in her lap and gazed and nuzzled at her and she soon smiled
- Location
- Canberra, Australia
I sure your mum feel much better after you gave her some lovely pats.
- Location
- Isle of Man
Humph - I went to the bum lady a few days ago and she was lufflee and gave me lots of biskits and I was a Very Good Boy and not nervous at all and Curly said "GOODboyKipper!" lotsand lotsand lots and I got more biskits.
But 'parently I haff Acknee on my chin and this makes me a teenayger and it's not fair coz noone understands how tuff it iz. Sometimes I get smells that are new and confusing and I'll wuffle wuffle wuffle for aaaages and then I get distracted by a ball or a pidgin, and sometimes I feel difrent and want to write poims like this one -
"Why do the bitches ignore me, I jus wun to bee their fren?
Why dus no one unnerstan' when I whine, "
ooh, a butterfly! Off to investigate...
* Kipper *
But 'parently I haff Acknee on my chin and this makes me a teenayger and it's not fair coz noone understands how tuff it iz. Sometimes I get smells that are new and confusing and I'll wuffle wuffle wuffle for aaaages and then I get distracted by a ball or a pidgin, and sometimes I feel difrent and want to write poims like this one -
"Why do the bitches ignore me, I jus wun to bee their fren?
Why dus no one unnerstan' when I whine, "
ooh, a butterfly! Off to investigate...
* Kipper *
- Location
- Andorra and Spain
I overherd Mum sayin' we're all going to the bum man laydee tomorrow. Lass time I went I had a bibbly bobbly itchy witchy massive face. I don have a bibbly bobbly itchy witchy massive face now tho, so why do I have to go? An why does Shadow an Willow have to go too? And then they're goin to take my noo bess fren DanTay to a diffren bum man laydee. I'm confoosed. What cud it mean?
Squidge
Squidge