The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Jen]

Piggy you could come here! We’re having anuvver Christmas today with my other nanna and grandad.

Grandads a bit grumpy and says I’m only good when I’m not being bad. And he doesn’t like you dropping his slippers in the pond but nanna doesn’t mind. She would like your antix I fink

Stanley

 

[Lara_Pigletina]

Piggy you could come here! We’re having anuvver Christmas today with my other nanna and grandad.

Grandads a bit grumpy and says I’m only good when I’m not being bad. And he doesn’t like you dropping his slippers in the pond but nanna doesn’t mind. She would like your antix I fink

Stanley

Hmm Stanlee you sound like you are good at Antix. I’ll have to try the slippers-in-the-pond trick. It might be difficult as we don’t have a pond but Pigs don’t get deterred by such technicalities.

 

[Rosie]

Hey guys, you can all come here because mum says we are having Krissmuss again next Friday cos that's when all my hoomansisters and all the minihoomans are coming and there will be more-food-than-you-can-imagine-pongo but that is just stoopid because there is no such thing as more-food-than-i-can-imagine.
So come here next Friday and you can have all the food with me, you just have to sit under the table by their feet and drool. I'll share my hoomans with you, there are going to be ever so many of them so I'm sure there is enough to go round.

 

[kateincornwall]

Tooday, in the forist , I killed a bear , reely I did . Nelly don't bleve me , she says I tell storees , but I did , I killed a big brown bear with my teef , Roobin x

 

[SwampDonkey]

My best ball fell in poo. Some norty left it there. Ging said my ball had so much sticky sloppy poo on it it was going in the bin. It's made me very sad on many levels because I am a very complex dog.

 

[edzbird]

I wood lick it clean again Rory. That's what I would do. Clean ball and a poo snack...I think the Hoomans might say "2 birds with one stone".

- Coco

 

[SwampDonkey]

I far to complex to eat dog poo, besides ging would go mental.

 

[Lab_adore]

Mum is still home but they both spendin' too much time in the big blue river in our backyard. I'm not allowed up there until the arvo cos I could burn my paws on the hot deck. It's ok, I slept all day in front of the fan an now mum is playing with me in front of the white box that blows cold air

Sorry bout your poo-y ball Rory an I'm on the way for all we can eat Pongo

 

[Jacqui-S]

SUMBUDDY lost my new air Kong ball in the rivva.
Hurrumpf!
Lilly x

 

[Cath]

Who .......................Annie

 

[Emily]

I'm at the beeeeeeeech!! I'm at the beeeeeeeech!! With my bestest frend Hamish!! I zooom zooom zooomed when I saw him!!!

 

[Jacqui-S]

Who ..........

Errrmmm.....Anguses fallt.
Lilly x

 

[SwampDonkey]

Look at me thinking dark and mysterious thoughts in the deep forest Im so complicated. He he he not really I just parped. He he he if you pump in the forest and no one hears you.........he he he

 

[SwampDonkey]

Member dis guys? Rory phone home he he he he.

 

[Naya]

I seen my friends from here today - Holly and Cassie We had soooooo much fun and we ran and chased each uver and swam and shaked all uver our hooman sand had lebeken which Phil made (mum gave me some of hers coz I was soooo good) I love my friends

 

[edzbird]

gess whot we got for brekfast..? we got ducknek that's whot we got. Not insted of but as well as. Oh ducknek is the bestest thing I have ever taisted.

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[edzbird]

Hmm - I think I just had to share my duck neck. We did have it for our breakfast an I seemed to have a lot less than last year. Anyway, it was very tasty.

- Coco

 

[SwampDonkey]

My Willie hurts gings says it's the bum man lady for me.

 

[Jacqui-S]

Oh no Roary!
Keep it all tukked in
Lilly x

 

[Loraseal]

I is on hollyday and guess what I just ate... TURKEY an stuffin. I helped Grandad clean the plates too. I like it here cauz I get lots of sneaky treatz!