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PongoPongo, haf yous popped wiv all the treets you gotten??
My Curly said humf, Scotlin shuduv wun an Inglerd felled asleep. Speekin of which I might haf a nap now...
*Kipper*
Yesyesyes I got a treet and then at the end I got a bigbigbig treet called a Dentastik that normally I only get if I'm going to lookafterthehouse for a bit but I got it because mum n dad said it was granslam sellebrashun. I love rugbee and I love Wayulskoaratrye.
 

Lab_adore

Moderator
Staff member
Pongo, footy has just started and Dad gets very excited when his Noo Zeeland warriers scoareatrye. Sometimes he has chippies and they fly in the air and I snuffle them all up. Yum. My best friend Spencer's Dad used to play rugby for Wayuls. He talks funny.

It's rainin' I mean RAININ'. It. just. does. not. stop. I haven't even been for a walk today! But to be honest I don't want to as it's yucky. Mum said it's rainin' cats and dogs so I ran outside to play with the doggies and chase the cats but I couldn find them. Me an Mum been playin' lots of 'find it' and other games and then I bring my toys to sista reeta and she plays with me. We are going down the coast with Dad, sista reeta and brutha gazza next week to the beach where I can run free. Mum can't come cos she has to work but she whispered in my ear that she is looking forward to a couple of days to herself. But I will miss her :(
 

Emily_Babbelhund

Mama Red HOT Pepper
I like Emily and Carbón ❤
Te quiero también, mi amor...I love you, too! I am so happy I got to visit you and your human sister your whole human family - you are all some excellent people! I was sad to leave and go back to the lonely big house with Foster Lady. I showed her just how grumpy Señor Grumpypantalones could be. Instead of coming to bed, I sat on the sofa and said," Grr, grrr! I am a very scary Spanish gentleman!" This only worked for five minutes and then I decided to go to bed with FL, but I'm sure for those five minutes she was VERY SORRY that she had taken me away from my hermosa Harley.

But today there is hope. We have sunshine and now we are going to a beach town with many many dogs and many many humans who drop food on the ground. If FL wants to get back on my good side, she must let me play with these dogs and eat this food. Then MAYBE I will forgive her and give her many besitos and cuddles on the sofa when we get home.
 

Emily_Babbelhund

Mama Red HOT Pepper
I fink it will be ded , Reubs
:cwl:

Don't worry, baby Reuben, if it is not dead, we will make friends with it and find something else for lunch. Foster lady always has LOTS of deleeecilus food everywhere. Do you know that Benson has his own chickens - alive ones - and they are very fun to look at and the señoritas are very pretty?

I'm very happy you are coming because FL is boring and this house is boring and I wish there were a LOT more dogs living here with us!
 
Today there wos a lake on our dog field. A HOLE BIG LAKE!
Wow, Joy, that looks exciting! Did you magic it? I wish we had surprise lakes like that so that you can actually go in them. We’ve got lakes with ducks and geese near us, but we can’t go in the water. I sometimes manage to bounce a duck or two into it, tho, if mum’s not looking. Mum then says I mussn’t be like Tigger and tells me to leave it. :(

Wispa
 

Emily_Babbelhund

Mama Red HOT Pepper
I was very brave and helpful tonight. Foster lady fell down the stairs in our new big house and then didn't move. I was already in bed but I rushed in to save her by giving her many besitos (that's kisses). When she still didn't move, I laid right next to her and put my head on her chest. It was a little scary - without FL there's no dinner, after all! - but I knew she'd be ok when she started to pet my head and tell me I was a good boy. We made it to bed and are having a cuddle now. FL tells me I'm a very good EMT. I don't know what that is, but I hope it means I get extra cookies tomorrow!
 

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
I was very brave and helpful tonight. Foster lady fell down the stairs in our new big house and then didn't move. I was already in bed but I rushed in to save her by giving her many besitos (that's kisses). When she still didn't move, I laid right next to her and put my head on her chest. It was a little scary - without FL there's no dinner, after all! - but I knew she'd be ok when she started to pet my head and tell me I was a good boy. We made it to bed and are having a cuddle now. FL tells me I'm a very good EMT. I don't know what that is, but I hope it means I get extra cookies tomorrow!
Oh no Carbon! Hope your FL is OK. Is that a bit like my Mother? Fink I mite be a bit wurreed if Mother wos not alright. I must look after her an make her larf that is my job. I am GoodGirlJoy. xxxxx
 

HAH

Moderator
Location
Devon, UK
Whoah, that souns ruff Signor Carbón - are y’all okay now? I reckon your FL prubly needs a lot of lickin and cuddling so she’s all betta to give you brekfast on time. Besitos for your FL frum mee.
*Kipper*
 

Lab_adore

Moderator
Staff member
Still rainin. This morning we took mum to the stashon an it rained so hard Dad had to pull the dog-car over cos he couldn' see. We had to come home instead of going for our walk :angry:

Mum an Dad very happy cos mum got a message overnight sayin' she got a noo job. Dunno what's so good about that cos she should stay home :mad: an even worser she even has to go on Fridays insteda stayin' home :cry:
 

Emily_Babbelhund

Mama Red HOT Pepper
FL says, muchas gracias and thank you very much to all you caring doggies. You do not need to worry because in addition to being a brave guapo Spanish gentleman dog, I am also a very good nurse dog. Multi-talented, eso es yo, that is me!

De verdad, truly perhaps you should feel a leeeeetle sorry for me, because I did not get any walk today. No, it was just sit on the sofa and trabajo, trabajo, trabajo - work, work, work! FL worked and I worked too. But do you want to know a secret? I like to work because I get paid in COOKIES! Oh si, we do the work from my new class and I get cookies. And today I got cheese. Deleeecious queso! I have had this with my friend Benson at @Beanwood , but never with FL. Pfft! I am so very deprived.

I say this very sincerely, mis amigos, my dear friends: I will do ANYTHING for cheese. No, I have no pride at all. I hang my head in shame. No, no, I joke! No shame, just cheese.

Now I will go to sleep and dream of cheese. Maybe there will be more work and more cheese tomorrow! A gentleman dog can dream...
 
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