The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!
- Thread starter snowbunny
- Start date
- Location
- Andorra and Spain
Well, youll never gess WOT!
So I had to wate an wate an wate for my lunchchikkin cuz Daddy was FUREVER. I din get it until gone pass too oh clok! I did mek Mum give us a scatter of kibblies in the long grass tho, which helped me not starv all the way to DETH.
But then Daddy got home wiv bags frum the soopahmarkit an Mum sed, did you get chikkin fur the hounds and he sed yes but there's some in the frij alreddy. Mum said wot, is there, oops!
So we din hav to be starvin hungry to DETH at all! It was nearly a total disaster an awl becuz Mum din bother to open the frij an look.
Shadow
So I had to wate an wate an wate for my lunchchikkin cuz Daddy was FUREVER. I din get it until gone pass too oh clok! I did mek Mum give us a scatter of kibblies in the long grass tho, which helped me not starv all the way to DETH.
But then Daddy got home wiv bags frum the soopahmarkit an Mum sed, did you get chikkin fur the hounds and he sed yes but there's some in the frij alreddy. Mum said wot, is there, oops!
So we din hav to be starvin hungry to DETH at all! It was nearly a total disaster an awl becuz Mum din bother to open the frij an look.
Shadow
Candy
Biscuit Tin Guardian
- Location
- West Yorkshire, UK
Shadow, call Dogline if it happens agen. No dog shood bee starvin hungry to DETH. Not Neva. GGJ.xxxxxxx
That's do right GGJ
- Location
- Cornwall , UK
I had a likle gurl cudlin me today , she was called Isabella and she was prity like me , she fort I was wonderful and I fort she was too , Nelly xx
Candy
Biscuit Tin Guardian
- Location
- West Yorkshire, UK
The bed in the Spareoom has got Hooman bed stuff on it now.Fink that meens Uncle Guy and Aunty Jenny's coming. I love love love them. They hav lovely slippers wot have never been chood.
Candy
Biscuit Tin Guardian
- Location
- West Yorkshire, UK
Nelly, I likes little girl person puppies tooooo.Speshully wen they is gentel like me.GGJxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I spect Reuben cood teech you how to open the frij dor, Willow, cos he seems good at working things owt. Try asking him (then tell me too).
Tuppy x
My sista has not been talking to me most of the day. I bit her lip and made it bleed by mistake. I just got to excited and mummy did not pick it up in time.
Honey aka Dyson
Honey aka Dyson
Yes it is sore and I wanted peace. Well you have been trying to apologies throughout the day and I will accept your playbow...
Just watch your bite...
Vanilla
Just watch your bite...
Vanilla
Leanne
Sniffer Dog
- Location
- Shropshire, UK
I dont know what is going on but I’m not allowed breakfast!!!!
This is inhumane. I’m sitting by the door and making pitiful whining noises and still nothing.
Mummy keeps checking the time.
Apparently I’m going for my big boy appointment today...
are they going to measure my height or something?
This is inhumane. I’m sitting by the door and making pitiful whining noises and still nothing.
Mummy keeps checking the time.
Apparently I’m going for my big boy appointment today...
are they going to measure my height or something?Oh boy I would run run away. Or plant your feet firmly on the ground. Call doggie line now...
PS: sorry to tell you this but you are going to loose 2 balls....
PS: sorry to tell you this but you are going to loose 2 balls....
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
Ooooooooooh dear Mas my good friend. 'nuff sed
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
I'm one and a harf tomorrow! Dad's makin me a speshal dinner 
This morning I have been mostly licking my Willie and burping. My tummy feels funny so I sat on ging and got cuddles that was nice.
Leanne
Sniffer Dog
- Location
- Shropshire, UK
They cut them OFF
They grow back right?
~Mas
They grow back right?
~Mas
Jacqui-S
Moderator
- Location
- Fife, Scotland
Oopsie!They cut them OFF
They grow back right?
~Mas
Hope you is feeling betta this mawning
Lilly xxxx
No Mas you just have to lick your Willie more. You don't really slurply like.