The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[SwampDonkey]

My gob urtz an I got to see the bum woman bugger!
Rory x

 

[HAH]

Onorory, whassup?
*Kipper*

 

[Candy]

Rory, wot is a gob pleez? Oh, Mother ses it is wot I wood call a mowf. That must be part of being GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[Candy]

Mother put the Houseinafeeld back in a bag. Now we are back home, just me and Mother and I have had my Kong and it's all luvlee. And I am GoodGirlJoy

 

[SwampDonkey]

There's a ting in my mouth. It hurts got to ask him lady

 

[HAH]

My Curly has bin VERRY boring the last few days an done no walks effen tho I got my fren Jambow staying, BUT tonite we did get extra kongs an the hoomans wus drinkin fizzy stuff cos she did sendoff a draft. That’s what comes under the door an winders innit? Weerd. Parently we’re goin on a funwalk tomorra, all 4 of us. Sleepy now.
*Kipper*

 

[Lab_adore]

Happy Birfday Harv my mate

 

[Selina27]

Handsome Harveee that does sound like a gud birfday day out.

I did snaffle a samich off the ground though,

I did go to plaice called Bad Minton wonce an I found one whole rasha of baycon on the ground. So I did eat that right up in a jiffee. If that's Bad then I'd like to go to Good Minton cos mebbee there is more baycon.

 

[Selina27]

Parently we’re goin on a funwalk tomorra, all 4 of us. Sleepy now.

Kipz I hopz yoo have a gud funwalk.

I am gowin out today Hooray . My Mum has been Horrah Zontil for a week i was gud and didn't hassell she was proper poorly. Now she got Verty Call more and more and we are gowin to some different woods and meet Auntie Roof for lunch

 

[Lab_adore]

I hope your Mum is ok Cassie, its no good wen they cant play wif you.

I sick of the water from the sky now. I didn get my second walk an even tho mums home she is werk werk werk and dad is werk werk werk and I AM BORED BORED BORED. I know, I'll go find somefing to nick, that will get their tenshun.

 

[edzbird]

I went on the sofa. I think this is how it is meant to be.

- Coco

 

[Selina27]

I think this is how it is meant to be

O it iz, Coco, it really really is.

 

[kateincornwall]

I is eggsited , cos Daddy has got his scoooter fing bac , he lowned it to a frend who is poowy . Anyways , this day we are all goin out and the scoooter fing too , it has a baskit on it an if I gets tired I can go in the baskit , but Roobin cant cos he wont fit , Nelly x

 

[Candy]

I hope you will be safe in the scooterfing Nelly. Sumtimes I fink those scooterfings is a bit scarey even though I am brave and GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[Candy]

I had to wake Mother up too times last night. I do it by standing next to her bed and skweeking.Mother opened the backdoor and bofe times I did huge massive runnypoos! This has not happend since I was allsmall. Don't feel poorly thow, don't want to go to the bum man, pleeeeze Mother, no! Mother ses she finks all that is rong is a fing cawld Shereoverload. Parently it is a cundishun common amongst us Labadores. I doeno wot cawses it but Mother sed cake, crisps, sardeens, chickin, samun, sossiges, extra treets and oh Joy I reely shud not have given yoo that Kong last night. She ses that's it, party over for now we must bofe be sensabul at leest until fryday. Wen is fryday? Fink it's AAAGES away! That is a long time for me, even though I am GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx.

 

[Candy]

Fink Shereoverload is not such a bad fing to have after awl. No more runnypoos, no visit to bum man, toona and rice for my tea. No problems so far wiv Shereoverload, fink I mite try to get it agen!

 

[Lab_adore]

I need to get a houseinafeeld GGJ if you get all those good treets. I get shereoverload too sumtimes. Hope your runny bottom goes away

 

[SwampDonkey]

zzzzzzz mi moowff hurts zzzzzzzz
Don't eat diz it hurtzzzzzzzz

 

[Selina27]

Are better dis mornin Rawrie?

Love Cassie (waitin for my brekfest ---- quick...I'm dyin)

 

[HAH]

Ow Rory, dat looks painful. You’re terrible brave - I hopes it feels better very soon an maybes yoo kin haff extra not hurty treets.
*Kipper*