The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Loraseal]

Stanners you have to milk it.
Rory my balls were big then small and big again.
Toffee I is parrrently norty so my boyz are goin to get small again. I fink mama's best fwend Shame has sumfing to do wiv it

 

[Granca]

Then daddy told her he hadn’t given me it and I’ve been neglected all day. Mummy feels really really bad as she should.

So I got lots of kibbles for my tea.

I think yoo shood sick it all up on their bed, then eet it all up agen. That wood teech them not to forget and hav to giv yoo too meels at wunce. They won’t forget agen.

I sicked my supper up in my bed, but et it agen this eevning. Maybee it woz that apple I pickt off the tree thisafternoon. Mum had lots of washing to do. She wosn’t happy.

Tuppy

 

[Jacqui-S]

I sikked up my tea.
Mum sed it was prubly coz I ate plums and pares in the gardin.
She scoopd it up before me or oreo got a chans to eat it.
Hmmf
Lilly x

 

[Sophiedoodle]

I am Gud girl and don’t sikked up the pares I eated. I don like the pums.... they have a icky ston in dem.
I just stik to pares
Oreo

 

[HAH]

Oim gaarn ‘ome tomorrow, so’s oil say farewell tonite to arl you luffly pups. Oive very much enjoyed moi fruzzen kongs an sleeps on the big dog pillows an playin wiv young Kipprr, even tho ‘e caant leave me ol’ chap alone - makes him clack ‘is teef somethin turrible. Cheerio fur now, oim sure oil be baack ‘fore long.
Wags & licks,
~Jaaambow~

 

[Jacqui-S]

Byee Jaaambow.......nise to have met yu
Lilly x

 

[Lab_adore]

bye bye Jambo, happy travels

I gotted let off the lead today an I staid right next to Dad an didn run away an Dad sed I'm a gud boy. Then he spoke to Mum on the telly fone and she sed I was her best boy eva. I got lotsa chikkin too. Tis a good day

 

[Granca]

Bye bye, Jaaambow, safe travels. I hope you stay with Kipper again.

Wispa (and Tuppy)

 

[Selina27]

By bye Jaaaaambow xx

Ah Maxxxx sumtymes tis worf doin wot pleeeses them, they do get all soppy and giv nice things like yoo got chikkin.
(But I carn't help mesself sumtymes I havta do my own thing. ...I beleeve I have new name ...The Maverick ...........ssssshhhh)

 

[edzbird]

Bye Jambo...hope we see you again soon.

- Coco

 

[edzbird]

we got apels on the grass but I downt liyke em. I eets em wen they wer smol an thay wer so sower! So I donwnt tuch the biguns in caiyse thay be big sower.

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[Sophiedoodle]

He he I wolled in sumfing smelly

Oreo

 

[snowbunny]

I gots spotty poo frum eatin too menny figs. Mum sez it looks like figgy biskies she used to have when she was a puppy.

Squidge

 

[edzbird]

I did skool toniyte an roobee was ther an i hayte roobee becus I dunno whiye but mum did work me passd roobee an I wos okaye but the Teetcher Man did ask mum whiye she wuz nurvuss an then he did work me pasd roobee an I wozznt allowd to biyte her but I woz nurvuss ov the man so I did not eet roobee. Mum sez roobee is a niyce dog but I downte thingk so. I did gud stuff the rest of the tiyme an I did urn lots of chikkin an sossij and pitzer.

- Meg(an) SParkle.

 

[SwampDonkey]

Our ouze is very tidy? Everythin is put away, I don't no whi

 

[HAH]

Maybees you got visiters comin roree?
It’s kwyit hear tonight, my fren Jambow’s gone ome. I miss him a bit butt I orlso like havin my hoomans to meself.
~Kipper ~

 

[HAH]

Maybees you got visiters comin roree?
It’s kwyit hear tonight, my fren Jambow’s gone ome. I miss him a bit butt I orlso like havin my hoomans to meself.
~Kipper ~

 

[HAH]

Woops, butterpaws

 

[Candy]

Rory, it must be visiters. Mother always duz cleenin an tideyin befor visiters. Yooshally it is Uncle Guy and Auntee Jenny. Yoo wood like them. Auntee Jenny has bootiful slippers wot hav neverever been choood. Yes, I fink they must be comin to visit yoo. Lucky yoo. Give them licks from GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[Jacqui-S]

Our ouze is very tidy? Everythin is put away, I don't no whi

Are the flower peepel maybe cummin?
I hope not......
Lilly x

 

[Candy]

Lilly is that yoo? Mother ses we mite be seein yoo soon. I fink I wood like that. Mother ses perhaps yoo look a bit like me. I am yor frend GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx