The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[SwampDonkey]

I Iz very disappointed. He as a willy not boobies. I miss boobies. See see willy

 

[snowbunny]

Did you try givin it a suck juss in case?

Squidge

 

[SwampDonkey]

Yes and a nuzzle but no milky. I bit his fuzzy furry balls too he did not like it. I will check for milky again later.

 

[SwampDonkey]

I had jectings they made me cry, lots. I am not happy about it

 

[edzbird]

I triye likkim Cocoz willee tooo sumtiymes an I get towld off

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[SwampDonkey]

I tried to get milky again still none.

 

[SwampDonkey]

I had to bitey rawee loads I am a vicious Bear grrrr. Zzzzzzz made me sweeppy

 

[edzbird]

We had a Sossij Dog at school this week, but it wasn't a real sossij, it was a real puppy-dog. I sniffed it and bowed but it wasn't allowed off lead to play with us big dogs.

- Coco

 

[edzbird]

I sor a hairy sossij on legs at sckool an I cud not eet it cuz mum kept me awaiye an wen I wos off my leed I forget abowte it cuz well there wos the bol to chaiys an then I went back on my leed but I still not allowd neer the hairy sossij. Triye agen next week hopeflee. I luv sossij, so taystee.

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[Lab_adore]

Frens....I have some deva stating newz. Prepare your selves

I ova heard the hooman's today and they talked about....about...I can't even say it

here it is

Treet. Tax

'parrently depending on the treets you getz it gets taken away from yor dinner. Yes. Dinner is minused

No wonda I'm starving all the time

u betta all check if you are havin' treet tax

 

[Selina27]

u betta all check if you are havin' treet tax

O Maxx she has tried that here wiv me. I said NOOOO what are finkin I cannot POSSIBLEE survife like this

Your havin a larf right? I was ver nice about but I did insisst. That's wot yoo have to do -- insisst

An if I do lotsa running about and treevin then I do get my sossij

Cassie

 

[snowbunny]

Mum sed sumfin about me looking like an ockashunul tabul today. She sed "broard" aswell. An "where dat tumtum cumfrum?".

I iz wurreed she mite start treettax here too.

O noze.

Squidge

 

[HAH]

I finks iyam payin a treetax alreddy cus everyfing get wayed an they still says ‘I finks hesno smorler’ an ‘lookathat bullneck’.

Butsokay, cus I gotit sussed; if yoo waituntil Curly’s gone to her crate, yoo sits an squeeks at your Blondie til e says ‘okaywunmorekong’ an then yoo gets anuvver kong. An then yoo scratches the car pet an e says ‘okayletsdooslo feedin’ which is more treets. See? Eesy.
*Kipper*

 

[Granca]

Think we've got treat tax here too, but we've also got a bonus! The tiny hooman has started eating something called 'solid food', so... the last two mornings Tuppy and I have had the left overs from his breakfast. Yesterday it was yoghurt and banana. Today it was peanut butter with yoghurt and half a strawberry. Tiny hoomans seem to have their uses.

Wispa

 

[Granca]

PS Sumtimes we also get to lik the mat unda his chare. I think he probablee drops as much as he eets.

Tuppy

 

[MrChew]

I hope my smol hooman starts "solid food" soon! Mum sed somethin about getting a "dropsheet" and daddy sed "why? We have vynylplanks and a labradoggo?" I fink they want me to help clean!

 

[Candy]

I fink yoo wood be very good at cleening. Moth

 

[Candy]

Oops snoozy, went rong.. Mother relies on me for cleening. That is becos I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[Candy]

Pee Ess, I does reely good hoooverin up of spilt food an allsorts. I am talente

 

[Candy]

Gone rong agen. Paw problems.
I am talented and reely qwite pritty and I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx