The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Jacqui-S]

Urgh....we been gone on anuvva wolk for Mum to get fishy chippy tee.
I was alreddi in my bed!
And Oreo fownd stinki poo to woll in . She gettin a baff
Lilly x
(I Smell of see-syde)
(An me paw is betta fank yu xx)

 

[Sophiedoodle]

I is not impwessed.

 

[kateincornwall]

I fink I herd Mummy say that we might be goin to Golitha Falls tomorow and I might have playmates , I wonda who it can be ? Roobin xx

 

[Sophiedoodle]

I fink mummee has been talkin ‘bout sum plaze calld Golitha.
Oh em gee. What if we meets yous??!! How fun.

Pee ess. Iz ther poop to woll in??

Oreo x

 

[kateincornwall]

No Oreo , no poop, but sumtimes there is sum ded fings , squirals an pigins . On time , Mummy told me that @Joy cummed to Golitha , and her dog Molly ran arownd with a dead sheep leg , Mummy sed ot was gross , Roobin x

 

[Joy]

It had a truly delicious aroma and piquant flavour - Molly (the one with the well-trained and non-squeamish servants).

 

[Lab_adore]

I wish I was having play time with my yookay frens

Dad sed I'm twennythree munths old today and next one is a whole 2 an that then I must start bein' sensibil. What's sensibil?

 

[chrisc831]

Dunt yoo worry yer upside down ead Maxx lad. I’m fre ter tree three n I’m not sesibil. I gets away wiv it...not kwite sur how tho. You’ll ave to ask one of the oldies.

 

[edzbird]

then I must start bein' sensibil. What's sensibil?

Dunno Maxx, we don't have sensibil here. No, no. No sensibil an I have FIVE years.

- Coco

 

[Loraseal]

Maxx my mama sayz sensibil labbydores are just a mith.
Not sure wat she meanz but sensibil is a not a word we use in our home

 

[SwampDonkey]

This little black thing is crazy luckily it's sleeps a lot. Oh and it steals my food but ging gives me extra if he does. It proper fast like a ninja

 

[kateincornwall]

Mummy sed I was a bit two eggsited this mornin , cos we met Lilly and Oreo and , and, and I was crackerdog and I showed them Golitha Falls , Mummy sed Nelly was a good litle girl but I was like a bouncy kangeroo , Roobin xxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

I try to be sensible but the little black thing makes me giddy,. He makes remember when I was a small brown thing

 

[MrChew]

We got a packij from all our labradoggo frens! I think that meens you guys. There are liver treets for me and whine for mum and dad and an outfit for the bald puppee with a labradoggo on it. Thank you all my frens! I can't wait to eet all the treets.

 

[HAH]

Maxx Maxx s’okay, I is now 2 an orl that hapins is yoo get treets an a Lion an a yello two-boll fing an anuther wubba an more treets an a fun walk wiv GAMES. No sensibils atall, whatever they tayste like.
*Kipper*

 

[HAH]

Hey Choowie, you is a verry rist rained labbydore to not scoff orl your treets straightaway. Haff you tried to help yorseff? Becos I fink that’s okay if they’re yore treets you kin jis help yorseff.
*Kipper*

 

[MrChew]

Hey Choowie, you is a verry rist rained labbydore to not scoff orl your treets straightaway. Haff you tried to help yorseff? Becos I fink that’s okay if they’re yore treets you kin jis help yorseff.
*Kipper*

Kipper, I dunno. I olredy got told off tonite for trying to lik the chikin pie that mum made for hooman dinner. I was only trying to lik it I promis.

 

[SwampDonkey]

Guys guys look at his ears silly or wot

 

[Jacqui-S]

I lyked walkin in Roobin's goal-ifa folls. It was cool. Wif warta an mud.
Nelly was a good gurl but Roobin was fun!
Lilly x

 

[Candy]

I am a good girl an also fun. I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx