The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[SwampDonkey]

You guys should get a puppa mines made me so slinky. Even bum lady Jane said I was a skinny boy today after she poked things in my eyes ears and bum. I'm a very tired and a bit poorly today. Ging made me special fishy tea

 

[Lab_adore]

hope yoo feel betta soon Roary

 

[SwampDonkey]

I'm k. Just got lots of fings for my ears and eyes. Iver gave me cuddles too.

 

[Candy]

Rory I wood give yoo cuddles too if I cood. An snuggles an kisses all over. Hope yoo is soon all better.
Yor frend (and also I love yoo very much)
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

 

[Candy]

 

[Lab_adore]

I wanna puppee

 

[Candy]

Puppees can be a bit wurryin. I met Ekko Puppy yesterday. He was luvlee but wen he cried I was nankshus. I did not no wot to do an Mother wonted me to settle but I cood not cos there was a puppee having a Nupset. My frend Tatze wos there. She is a Nexpert at Puppees. She sed Ignor BadBehaviour an Plaaaay! So we did.

 

[Candy]

Pee Ess, today I went in the big car wiv my frend Buddy an we did swimmy fetch an walking an walking an Publunchwivchews an snoozing in the caronthewayhome an I had SARDEENS in me tea an I have had me Kong an NormalService Isresoomed. Mother ses more Nadventures sooooon. Wot is a Dog to Do?!

 

[snowbunny]

I wood luv a puppee but Mum sez FoorIzEnuff!! I dun think Willow an Shadow would lyk a puppee as much as me.
Squidge

 

[MrChew]

I wud luv a reel puppee (not a bald wun) too. Mummy sez when we find a noo house in a couple of years we can get a puppee and she can be a dog ladee.

 

[Candy]

I yam not a puppee now Squidge, I yam too hole ears old but I still can play like a puppee and I fink I cold playplayplay wiv yoo an be yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[MrChew]

Omgosh frens! Something very strange just happened. We had icefromsky! Mum said it's called Hale. I'm glad I was being circleboi on the chair and not sleeping in the cortyard!

 

[SteffiS]

I did chase the hare today, I ranned and ranned and ranned, but I didn’t catch it . Then I had to ranned and ranned bak to Mum, she said it would have boxed my eers if I had catched it . I’m glad I didn’t catched it, but I did like the chasin.

Toffee - the not norty one

 

[SwampDonkey]

I wuv mi unkle rowi es cuddly

 

[Stacia]

Awwww

 

[Lab_adore]

Shhhhh....I hided under the table an I heard mum say it's my birfday tomorrow an I'm gonna be two hole years! An there's presence and a speshal dinna. I got to pretend I'm s'prised shhhhhhh

 

[Beanwood]

I went on a BIG walk with my big bruvver Benson. I sniffed, an sniffed an sniffed! There were big trees, and fings falling off them! I seed a skiwel, and wanted to chase it! Then I sniffed an sniffed an sniffed! My hooman said his arms have grown, weelly??? I jumped into a POND!! like a giant water bowl...an wanted to run, an run cos it was exciting! Tired even today so gonna go back to snoozin and dweaming of skiwels.....

My name is Otter potter pothead. I am a brave little pothead.

 

[Candy]

I went on a BIG walk with my big bruvver Benson. I sniffed, an sniffed an sniffed! There were big trees, and fings falling off them! I seed a skiwel, and wanted to chase it! Then I sniffed an sniffed an sniffed! My hooman said his arms have grown, weelly??? I jumped into a POND!! like a giant water bowl...an wanted to run, an run cos it was exciting! Tired even today so gonna go back to snoozin and dweaming of skiwels.....

My name is Otter potter pothead. I am a brave little pothead.

Hello Otter Potter Pothead, I yam glad yoo is brave. Mother sed I wos brave too yesterday for doin reelyreelygood swimmy fetch in the SEE! I LUVLUVLUV the SEE! Now I yam boredinthecar though cos we is sittinstill an notgoinanywhere. Here is me trying veryveryhard to be
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

Er I wouldn't shout too loud about being a pothead little pup it means something quite strange round here. glad you had such a nice time yesterday
Rory XXX