The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

cassee wiv lix and wags and lotsa Lab luv
Missed you too and everybody else too. Lots of licks and kisses and waggie tails and wiggle bums...

Yes we like the tiny house with wheels...but are glad when back in our big house....but it is ace because when away we get one walk before our breakfasts then we have breakfast and then soon after we ask for another one and we get it. Hoomans have not even had their breakfast and we have had 2 walks...then we watch them have their breakfast and once finished and cleaned we ask for another one...then time for a long nap. Then we get one around lunch time if not to hot otherwise just a wander on big lawn area. Then nice treat and nice nap in the afternoon. Then quick walk before dinner then a long walk before bed time....and loads of cuddles and plays with daddy...mummy gets some too..

V & H
 

HAH

Moderator
Location
Devon, UK
Pliz pliz pliz kin I haff sum snow too Squidge? I did see sum las Cold Time, an it wuz BRILLYAN!!

I luff snow, you'll luff snow too OttaranRoobin. You kin eetit an scooch init an its all squishy an col an slipry anit scruffles about unner yor toze but theres NO MUD OR GRASS. Its majick. Orlso my Curly sed its wot labbydors were made for.
*Kipper*
 
It is very blowin here too. Echo and Auntie Mags came for lunch. Me and Echo played
It wos not so blowin then. I fink I luvs Echo praps.:$:hearteyesdog:
Our garden door blew down and so did our stone wall. That was a heckin’ lot of blowing :shake: no place for Pigs. My velvety ear-flaps would have blown right orf. Luckily our dog walker also doesn’t like the wind and only took me out for ten minutes. I didn’t tell on her but pig-daddy has a security camera on the holiday cottage so they found out. Pig mummy says that would be fine if we weren’t paying her for an hour and it wasn’t even that windy by then. But anyway that makes no sense as why would someone need to be paid to take the Pig out?? They should pay me for the privilege of showing them the best sniffs.
 
Pig, I'm mostly sensible now cos I'm five but when the wind blows through my lovely velvet ears (I have those too, those are parantly my most lovely and least worry-inducing body part) I get all silly and won't come back and do zoomies . I even ran off once for my dog walker and I never ever do that. But I wos only four then. We always have walks in the wind but that's cos mom says that wayulz has the worse winds then then they blow out when they reach us. Do you have the worse winds in wayulz, pig?
 

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
Pee Ess, Keir came to visit today. Not shure abowt his manners. As soon as his harniss an leed wos off yoo wood fink he owned the place! He did diggin in my noo bed. He ran rowndanrownd. He sqweeked my Mr. Croc. He chood my bone! Mother wonted a pickcha of me an Keir togevver. I sed No Mother, Fank yoo very much. She sed he is a nice dog. Well, he did not choo her bone or sqweek her Mr Crocc or dig her noo bed up, did he?No Mother, fankyou very much. I feel under the surcumstanses I must Dogcline. Won has Standards after all.
GGJ xxxxxxx
 
Oops! Lost me Fred! Carnt see wot all the fuss is abowt meself. Wind is Wind. As long as it doesn't get yor Earflaps.
GGJ xxxxxxx
Sometimes, it flaps my frosty jowls as well as my ear-flaps and then I know it is time to go inside unless of course I can smell a furry squeaker or a woolly waddle-deer or a feathery squawker on the wind and then I don’t care about my jowls any more.
 
Pig, I'm mostly sensible now cos I'm five but when the wind blows through my lovely velvet ears (I have those too, those are parantly my most lovely and least worry-inducing body part) I get all silly and won't come back and do zoomies . I even ran off once for my dog walker and I never ever do that. But I wos only four then. We always have walks in the wind but that's cos mom says that wayulz has the worse winds then then they blow out when they reach us. Do you have the worse winds in wayulz, pig?
Pig mummy says that we have the worse winds in wayulz when pig daddy has curry. He has to sleep in the spare room and once he almost had to go to the stables except he would have upset the Orses.
 
Pig mummy says that we have the worse winds in wayulz when pig daddy has curry. He has to sleep in the spare room and once he almost had to go to the stables except he would have upset the Orses.
Also I don’t get an attack of the sillies when it is windy but I do when I have a wet head. If I get inside and nobody dries my head I get a bad attack of the sillies and I zoom about and then roll around and groan and do pig-sneezes and bite at things. Then pig mummy has to catch me and dry my head and then I fall asleep in my nest because it is tiring when the sillies get you.
 
Top