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Stanley, my mum laughed at the notes your bum man wrote. I heard I have to go to the bum lady cause I'm bald on my tummy again. She's ok, she doesn't do the bum thing anymore because I get too panty and runny. I get to go to the lake after if I'm good.

Quinn
 
Stanley, my mum laughed at the notes your bum man wrote. I heard I have to go to the bum lady cause I'm bald on my tummy again. She's ok, she doesn't do the bum thing anymore because I get too panty and runny. I get to go to the lake after if I'm good.

Quinn
I am bald on my tummy too but I am always bald on my tummy. Pigs don’t have fluffy tummies as a rule. That would get in the way of sneaking and weasling. But the downside is Pig-mummy tries to make me wear a jumper in winter. Hopefully yours will get fluffy again so that you don’t have to wear a jumper.
 
I am bald on my tummy too but I am always bald on my tummy. Pigs don’t have fluffy tummies as a rule. That would get in the way of sneaking and weasling. But the downside is Pig-mummy tries to make me wear a jumper in winter. Hopefully yours will get fluffy again so that you don’t have to wear a jumper.
Pig, because my bald tummy is still bald when it goes from reeelly hot to reelly cold, I got a coat. I hate it. I stand still like a statue to let my mum know that it is not my style. Doesn't she know it's embarrassing when people say "a lab in a coat, really?". It's bad enough I get towed around behind a bike.

Quinn
 

Naya

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Mummy says we’ve been three times this month :eek: we’re putting the vets kids fru uni whatever that means!

I don’t member :(

Stanley
My mum says the same thing! I’ve been to the bum lady 4 times so far this month and pparently have to go tomorrow to get my banadage changed again coz I’ve got an fection on my paw.......it does hert lots ?
I got to go for a short walk today, I wanted to do more but mum said I was limping again so we had to go home.
Mums ben wurking from home most of today, but her friend came to look after me for a few hours as mum had to go see her big boss, mums friend was really really nice as she gave me sum treats and a frozen bone ?
 
I am on my hollydays in Cornwool. I have a big garden which is great and there is cat poo at one end which is really great. I’ve been swimming in the sea and there wasn’t even any sea monsters and I tried to eat a whelk but it was stuck to a rock. Pig mummy had to go away for two days to wayulls for an intervyoo so I was left with Pig daddy and we did loads of things Pig-mummy wouldn’t do and he gave me some pasty. Now pig-mummy’s back and she says no more pasty :confused:
 
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