The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

SteffiS

SteffiS

Location
Norfolk
GGJ! GGJ! Man has been here today bangin and crashin on the woll indoors. Everybodies has been lookin up a ole in the room, trying to see the sky. Mum said not long now til fireinametalbox :happy: . You wos rite! Logs is for fire.


But not buildin a tree :shake:, shame, I wos looking forward to a tree indoors then I wuldnt have to go out in the blowy stuff to do wees.

Toffee - the not norty one
 
SteffiS

SteffiS

Location
Norfolk
I am NEVER NEVER goin for a walk agin. We culdnt go to the woods cos the road was flooded, so Mum said let’s go to river front, ok Mum but no ball frowin aloud at river front :( . Then big BIG flash in sky and big BIG bangs (spect it wos like your massif bang Roobin) . THEN horrible hard white stuff got frowed all over us from the sky, it wos stingin and hurtin my face, and the wind wos blowin it round and round. We had to go an stand in the sheltar till it had gone away, then Mum said I fink we had better go home before it gets wurse, WURSE? Mum finks it’s goin to be WURSE :eek::eek: . No I is jus goin to stay home for ever.

Toffee - the not norty one

And there wos a squished squirrel in the road I wosn’t aloud to eet , wots the point of that |( .

Ripple
 
Emily_Babbelhund

Emily_Babbelhund

Mama Red HOT Pepper
Location
Regensburg, Germany
snowbunny said:
but that playse had a man wiv his bum out,
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Hola Shadow, que tal? Listen, hombre, the best dog places in my part of Spain have men with their bums out. That is how you know it is also friendly for dogs. It must not be the same in France. I will tener cuidado, take great care, the next time ML and I drive through France. If we see an hombre with his bum out, I will shout, "No, no! Shadow says do not stop here!"

snowbunny said:
a man wiv a kite strapped to him an Mum sed "Wen he puts that up, the dogs will go batshitcrayzee",
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Your Tía Rach is right about this: those kite men are locos. I do not know what "batshitcrayzee" means, but if you see a kite man again, you must shout loudly and insult his mother (according to Spanish tradition).
 
Lara_Pigletina

Lara_Pigletina

SteffiS said:
GGJ! GGJ! Man has been here today bangin and crashin on the woll indoors. Everybodies has been lookin up a ole in the room, trying to see the sky. Mum said not long now til fireinametalbox :happy: . You wos rite! Logs is for fire.


But not buildin a tree :shake:, shame, I wos looking forward to a tree indoors then I wuldnt have to go out in the blowy stuff to do wees.

Toffee - the not norty one
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We are getting fireinametalbox too! Pigs greatly like to toast their snout. But, the best thing about fireinametalbox is LOGS. A delicious basket of tasty logs just for me to munch and nibble. Pig-mummy says no, so I just “accidentally” drop my ball in there and have to go get it. Then I have the misfortune of having a log falling in my mouth. What’s a pig to do in such a situation? Best munch it up like a Good Pig. Pig 1, Pig-mummy Nil.
 
VanillaBean

VanillaBean

We have fireinmetalboxes too and love it...and I love the logs too. If I can't get one upstairs then I will take one downstairs....choices choices....

Our walk yesterday was late but good. We wers allowed of our leash on golf course, cause we are good as we don't go into the bushes....but only problem is we can smell all the bunnies, and then we saw them and thought about running after them...but just as we where about I heard Daddy snap a treat in his hand. We looked at him, then looked at bunnies then looked at him, looked at bunnies....so confusing cause what are we girls supposed to do. We decided to go for treat instead and daddy was very pleased....He said 'good girls good girls' a lot, then we carried on walking. But then we saw more bunnies, but carried on walking with daddy.
Then I saw daddy pass the whistle to mummy, so I knew something was going to happen very soon. I just watched mummy, as H did not notice, she was busy digging in the bunker... then mummy did 'pippippip' and we came running. We got Sardines in Tomato sauce....mmmm…..then we had another play and went home.

V&H
 
VanillaBean

VanillaBean

We went for a late walk yesterday cause daddy had to cook a chicken, well roast it. It smelled so good we sat in front of the oven, cause you know it is not Sunday. He said it is the silly new diet that mummy wants to do, so we all are doing it. Don't mind cause we got 'roast chicken' during the week.....

then we went out for our walk and I chased bunny. I saw it before daddy did and off I went disappeared over the hill, but then I heard 'pippippip' and came running back to get my sardine in tomato sauce.

H
 
Candy

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
Location
West Yorkshire, UK
SteffiS said:
GGJ! GGJ! Man has been here today bangin and crashin on the woll indoors. Everybodies has been lookin up a ole in the room, trying to see the sky. Mum said not long now til fireinametalbox :happy: . You wos rite! Logs is for fire.


But not buildin a tree :shake:, shame, I wos looking forward to a tree indoors then I wuldnt have to go out in the blowy stuff to do wees.

Toffee - the not norty one
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Toffee not norty! I hav been veryverybizzy being good so hav onleejust seen this.I yam veryveryglad yoo hav got a fireinametalbox becos they is luvlee but yoo Noethisallreddy. I wos rite. I fort I wood bee rite becos I yam
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
 
Candy

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
Location
West Yorkshire, UK
Lara_Pigletina said:
We are getting fireinametalbox too! Pigs greatly like to toast their snout. But, the best thing about fireinametalbox is LOGS. A delicious basket of tasty logs just for me to munch and nibble. Pig-mummy says no, so I just “accidentally” drop my ball in there and have to go get it. Then I have the misfortune of having a log falling in my mouth. What’s a pig to do in such a situation? Best munch it up like a Good Pig. Pig 1, Pig-mummy Nil.
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Pig!Pig! Yoo are also gettin fireinametalbox! A bigbigLabador trend has been started and it is veryverygood for toasting snouts andallsorts. I fink alldogs hav the rite to a fireinametalbox. I hav got won becos Mother loves me and I yam
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
 
Lab_adore

Lab_adore

Moderator
Staff member
Location
Sydney, Australia
We don have a fireinametalbox. I wunder why? We have a warmairinawhitebox. This same box is also coldairinawhitebox. As a deep thinkin' pupster I need to contemplayt this very strange an important fenonemon.

Frens, Dad jus told me I yam going on anutha holiday! At first I was very worried becoz last time the hoomans were away foreva. But this time it is only 2 sleeps an I get to play play play wif lots of noo frens.
 
Lab_adore

Lab_adore

Moderator
Staff member
Location
Sydney, Australia
VanillaBean said:
Maxx you need a fireinametalbox. We have two, maybe we can give you one of ours....

I think they should take you with them to their holiday. Because is it 2 hooman sleeps or 2 doggy sleeps. we know they are different, and also if it is hooman sleeps, does that involve sleeps after white or red liquid...you must ask your hoomans about that...
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Ah Vanilla my fren, you talkin about the giggle joos. Sumtimes the hoomans have this white or red water and seem to enjoy themselves a bit more.

I just got banana water wich is much better than giggle joos.
 
VanillaBean

VanillaBean

Maxx yes you are right giggle joos for your hoomans, so then maybe it may be 4 or 5 sleeps before they get back. Cause I have heard it is very tragic but giggle joos is a flowing like the big wet from the sky at times...
If you where aloud to go you could have found extra food, there is special food in those circumstance. We now cause we have been to these giggle joos things and always find good and sometimes not so good food from hoomans.. maybe they can bring some back for you??? Hehehe
 
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