The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[MrChew]

Mummy made sammun cakes for her and the baldy pup an I got to eet sum of the mix and bits that fell from the sky when the pup wuz eeting. It wuz delishus. I luv sammun.

 

[HAH]

Iver yous a big dog now, welcome to the club! I finks you get a big stake but I haffent had mine yet.

My Curly made more mazin biskits for me an they tayste of heaven so now when she goes pipipip I runrunrunrunrun an get a biskit an she’s gettin really quite well trayned now. Sonly bin a few Days tho so pups, don get ovresited. she maded more las nite an I did sit in the kitchin squeekin at her to give me sum more but she didn’t give me barely ANY more. ill keep tryin.
*Kipper*

 

[snowbunny]

Mum forgotted to get food out of the big cold box for us so she din have brekkie reddy for us. DISASTER! But worked out OK an we had roar eggy, Grik yoggut, otes, an summer froots even tho its not summer.

Was quite delishus.

Shadow

 

[SwampDonkey]

Me girl fwends back she had to he spayeded. She still looks ok. We played for ages. Ging and big Dave gave up and go came and got us. I ad to go on me lead so borin. I came ome an played with rawi. Im sweepy now zzzzz

 

[Candy]

Iver, I wos spayded wons too. Vet man took me away from Mother an after I cood not play for aaaages an it wos boring. Sallrite now thow. Glad yor girlfrend is OK. I cood be yor girlfrend too if yoo like. An Rory's tooooo! I fink it wood be fun. As long as yoo do not try an clime on me back. Donelikethat. No fankyouverymuch.
Yor frend
Goodgirljoy xxxxxxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

Wed look after you GGJ we are nice boys well maybe I'm not all the tyme. Rawi is more of a gentleman I'm just s silly pup

 

[edzbird]

Iye orlso woz spaiyde wonss an I didunt liyke it won littul bit. Downt wont it agan no thank yoo veri mutch so I do get angri at the Howse of the Bum Laydees and Bum Men. No won is gowin to spaiye Meg(an) Sparkle agen no no no.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[Lab_adore]

Mum was home today and busy cleanin' cleanin' and making foods. I did the labrastare and got sum chikkin.

This can only mean one thing: PARTY AT DA MAXX HOUSE!!!

'parrently on the wee-end. Whoo Hoo! Frens to jump on an wipe my mouth on.

 

[kateincornwall]

Mummy just sed Carbon and anti are comin this afternooon , I am eggsited like a mad fing cos I bin veri poowy an cudnt play wiv frens but now I feal livly and betta , Roobin xxx

 

[Sophiedoodle]

Oh Roobin can me an lillee com too???? We miss ar frens from veryveryfaraway!
Oreo xx

Pee Ess I wan to chaise yoo an play agen. We has fun togevver.

 

[kateincornwall]

Oh Roobin can me an lillee com too???? We miss ar frens from veryveryfaraway!
Oreo xx

Pee Ess I wan to chaise yoo an play agen. We has fun togevver.

Oreo I wud luv you and Lilee to com an play too , that wud be extra eggsiting , Roobin xx

 

[Sophiedoodle]

Oreo I wud luv you and Lilee to com an play too , that wud be extra eggsiting , Roobin xx

I asked mummee an she sed nonono itz too far way. Maybe gwanny will bwing us insted.
Oreo xx

 

[SwampDonkey]

Me Willie he he he

 

[edzbird]

do not liyke willees no I do not. Coco is a willee waiver, its orl too much for me.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[kateincornwall]

I went crakers this afternooon , Mummy sed I was lyke somfink wylde but I cud not halp it , cos anti was here and Carbon was here an we went for a wawk , Mummy says I am bak in the room , wateva that meens , Roobin xx

 

[HAH]

I like willies. I like to lik em, but Jambo says no.
*Kipper*

 

[SwampDonkey]

I like willies. I like to lik em, but Jambo says no.
*Kipper*

Rawis s bit like dat Kipper look at is fase

 

[edzbird]

Cool!

- Coco

 

[MrChew]

Sumtimes I like to sit in public all froggee an get my willy owt for no reason.

 

[SwampDonkey]

Yep me 2 Chewie.