The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Lara_Pigletina]

Piggy, I luvs yor bed. It is sheep. I like wotching sheeps and I wish they wud play wiv me.

Squidge

Actually it is not a good bed, it is lumpy and makes me upset. So I have to scratch at it, and then I bite it and then I get an attack of the humps and then pig-mummy has to take it away
Ps Squidge, sheep are not for playing with! They are for KILL KILL BITE CHASE ARGFGHHHHHHHH
Love, the Pig (and evil twin Indie Pindie at the end, she is not normally allowed on the pooter)

 

[edzbird]

I wud kil ab biyte an kil them sheeps PindyIndy. Ownlee I yam not alowd neer them no. Grr

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[snowbunny]

I did trye to play wiv a gote too days ago. I went up really gentlee cuz he looked a bit wurried an I said, "Hi I yam Squidge doo you wanna play wiv me" an the gote juss looked at me he din even say anyfing. Rood. So I etted som of his poo then wen back to Mum.

Squidge

 

[edzbird]

What's GoatPoo like Squidge? I am quite fond of cat poo.

- Coco

 

[snowbunny]

Gote poo is deelishus. Like sheep poo but more gotey.

Squidge

 

[Candy]

Pig! I also hav a Fireinametalbox! Sluvlee isent it? Mother ses she finds yours looks Veryverynice but if it was ours the wite wood not stay wite for long.Snot myfolt, after all I am
GoodGirlJoy. xxxxxxx

 

[kateincornwall]

Roobin will be home from playgrooop soon , I will be pleesed cos I bin board on me own , so I bin halping Mummy in the gardin , she was everso pleessed , Nelly x

 

[Lara_Pigletina]

I wud kil ab biyte an kil them sheeps PindyIndy. Ownlee I yam not alowd neer them no. Grr

- Meg(an) Sparkle

You would make a Good Pig, Megan Sparkle.

 

[SteffiS]

I am quite fond of cat poo.

I loves cat poo . Ripple likes dog poo best .

Toffee - the not norty one

 

[kateincornwall]

I had a grate tyme at Playgwooop today . Annaa had her fren wiv us , her fren was paintin the shallai where we go for a rest . So me an Oscar my fren we runned into the shallai an Oscar did get sum wite paint on him and ven I plaid wiv him and so I got sum on me so Anna and Nat had to baff us both and they was laffin lyke mad xxxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

A lady shoved somefinkbup my bum. I don't live it.she give me some medicine it tastes nice. I feel sweepy
Iver d bear

 

[Candy]

Mother went straynj for a bit today after me tee. She wos lookin at her mobile bone an talkin to sumwon hoo wos not there. wen I looked for them she larfed at me!
Got a Kong thow so salrite reely I spose.
GGJ. xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[Candy]

Normul servis is reesoomed frends! Just Me and Mother by the Fireinametalbox now, wiv no talkin to fings wot is not there! That's better! Zzzzzzzzzzz
GGJ xxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

I wee,d on is ead today and I'm gonna to wee on it tomorrow.

 

[edzbird]

At LAST! We've been allowed to play together in the garden. The grass is short. We had a zoom around the tree a few times then we barked for fun (and because I had the ball what Meg(an) Sparkle wanted). I had a nice lie down in the sun. What a day.

- Coco

 

[MrChew]

We are back home now. I miss the beech an the beech howse wiv the big garden but yesterday daddy took me for a walk to a lake. Apparently we are sortov in lokdown. What's a lokdown? I thort we is in a howse?

 

[Lab_adore]

Mum is home all the time now, it's ace. She sed its becoz of lokdown too

 

[Lab_adore]

Dad is wurried about something called crona. So i gave him a cuddle

 

[Jen]

I gots roast beef and Yorkshire puds for tea

 

[Candy]

I wee,d on is ead today and I'm gonna to wee on it tomorrow.View attachment 14107

Ooooh! Rory! How Noble an Hansum you look! I DO love Noble brow!
GGJ xxxxxxx