The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[VanillaBean]

I am not been of my silly leash for ages. parrantly it is because I have stiches in my leg, well they are out now so let me run. But no cause I was naughty and licked it, well it was feeling weird, so had to check. not so clever daddy said, have to wait a few more days now...what I don't like and neither does my sista or daddy, there are more hoomans and doggies on our walk. Well they never used to be here before, cause they all arrive in their car and walk. THen daddy has to tell them to get their doggies back cause I am on leash....just you wait when I am off....

Vanilla - ever so bored and not happy...

 

[Granca]

Licking stiches is not good, Vanilla. Wen I had a sore leg and did that I had to ware 2 nasty collars at the same time and I coodn’t run and run and run for ages. Hope yoo can run and run and run soon.

Tuppy x

 

[Lab_adore]

Awww Vanilla fren, sorry about yore stiches. I hope you feel betta soonz

 

[HAH]

Oh ‘Nilla, I hopes you’re feeling better soon an your stitches is out an you can run run run.
*Kipper*

 

[VanillaBean]

I hope I can run run run too soon. Good thing is daddy has set up our beds where he is on is tappy thing during day. So we can spend time with him and make sure he does enough tappy tappy….well actually we just sleep...

 

[snowbunny]

Oh nose Nilla. Ouchies are the wurst. Tho wurst are the best.

I made a joke. Heh.

Hope your ouchy is soon the best kind of wurst.

Squidge

 

[Candy]

Frends, frends, I have had a burfday! I am now free! I fink that is quite grownupansensible.I have had a Luvlee Day, wiv presunts an chews an LOADS of treets an Chickenangravyfortea! Sbeenawluvvly! Mother ses it's not over yet.She ses we can keep havin burfday until midnight, then it's not burfday and it's bedtime. She ses there is time for a smoll glass of whine before bed. She is happy I fink becos I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx.
Pee Ess, burfday dog!

 

[Lab_adore]

Happy burfday fren GGJ.

I turned two and a harf yesterday an Mum sed it's time to grownupansensible. HA HA HA

 

[Candy]

Maxx wiv too kisses yoo is all luvlee just as yoo is an I luv yoo an I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
Pee Ess that swimmy pool surprise yoo had sownds veryveryscarey. Hope yoo is OK now,
GGJ.xxxxxxx.

 

[Lab_adore]

It was scary as heck GGJ but my Dad rescued me

Today I had to go to the alien white coated ver bum probing man an he hurted my saw ear

 

[SwampDonkey]

Leest you didn't get kept I hate that.
Rory fellow abductee

 

[edzbird]

Hapi berthdee GGJ...luv from

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[Loraseal]

wot is this word???

grownupansensible

Mama sayz that word iz not a doggydore word.
Happy Buffday GGJ an Nilla an Maxx I hope you is feelin betta.
Woof Hunter (who also went to Alien Bum Lady wiv a soor en itchy inside leg)

 

[SwampDonkey]

Wot is kilos? There is 3 of them that smell lovely in the body bits monster cupboard. I wants to eats them kilos

 

[VanillaBean]

thanks Hunter, best thing for a itchy leg is to scratch and lick....
Maxx hope your ear is better...

Squidge - can you get sauce, beer and pretzel with that Wurst? Sauce is best but has to be red and not yellow...

 

[edzbird]

Today, we did see the back gate had blown open and we were playin outside and mum was in making food. We did not go through the gate cuz that is norty. Mum says we are Two Good Dogs. I think so...but a bit of me wishes we did sneak through an see what's going on Outside.

- Coco

 

[snowbunny]

Squidge - can you get sauce, beer and pretzel with that Wurst? Sauce is best but has to be red and not yellow...

Nilla, Mum sez I'm not allowd beer. Sez I'm too yung. An alreddy daft enuff fankooverrymuch. She sed hevvenforfend.

Dunno wot that meens, anny ideas?

Squidge

 

[Loraseal]

Coco cauz you woz 2 good dogs, did you also get 2 good dogs treatz??
Squidge dunno , no ideer wot that meanz. My mama sayz stoopid fings all the time. I just wag me tail an shake me butt when she sayz sumfing stoopid. Then she larfs en fourgets everything,
Hunter

 

[edzbird]

Coco cauz you woz 2 good dogs, did you also get 2 good dogs treatz??

Actually no. We didn't. I'll use The Eyes & see what I can do.

- Coco

 

[Lab_adore]

I don like havin' the stoopid squeezy eer drops. I run away when the bottle comes owt

Maxx