The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Selina27]

I am Allaloneintheworld!

I cud send yoo reevah, I do like her lotsa we have fun but sumtimes I do fink pleeeese cud yoo not swing on my eers an my taiyul any more?

 

[Loraseal]

Today is me buffday. New toyz an sardeenz. Mama sed stake but no stake. Duk. I luv luv Duk. GGJ you can playz wiv me as you is gentall an luvlee.
Have to go as me hooman bruvva wants te play hidee seekee.
Woof Hunter- Grown up an Not Sensibull

 

[chrisc831]

Happy Buffday Hunter, hope yuv had a not sensibul day, wiv lots uv sardeenz an fings wot is nice that we dornt get evryday.
luv from Fergus who eats everyfing n y not

 

[edzbird]

Many happy buff days Hunter. Wish you lots of stuff n things. Love from..

- Coco n Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[Lab_adore]

Happy birfday Hunter my fren. Free is wen mum sed we majickly become sensibull. Apparently. She is deleerius

 

[Candy]

Today is me buffday. New toyz an sardeenz. Mama sed stake but no stake. Duk. I luv luv Duk. GGJ you can playz wiv me as you is gentall an luvlee.
Have to go as me hooman bruvva wants te play hidee seekee.
Woof Hunter- Grown up an Not Sensibull

Happy happy burfday Hunter!
Lots of love an licks from Me
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

We are so so cited. Michael gave ging a big box full of meaty parts. He left em in the porsh cos ging was a sleeps. Lazy ging. We've add sum but we want it all norty ging put it in the cupboard. Lots of crunchy nice yum stuff.

 

[edzbird]

want to come to yors Iver n Roree. We juss got dog foode. Veri litl dog foode. Starvin.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[SwampDonkey]

We got deer sheep's an fish. We be fat. Cum over you can AV some.

 

[VanillaBean]

We had fish and chips yesterday.

H & V

 

[Candy]

We got deer sheep's an fish. We be fat. Cum over you can AV some.

Can me an Tess come? I fink we wood reely reely like it an we are bofe Veryvery Goodgirls xxxxxxx

 

[Candy]

Smee, Tess.
I am back at Joy's house. We had sardeens for tea an games in the gardin an lots of fun an fuss. Squite nice reely. Bedtime now I fink.
Tess the feeling abitmoresettled.xxx

 

[Candy]

Tess is backagain! My luvlee luvlee frend Tess! I PROMISS I will nevereverever clime on her back or do biteyears agen.
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[Lab_adore]

Frens, the majik box just keeps givin'. Every day I get a sardeen and sumtimes this noo thing called turkeenek. They are soooo good an crunchy. Crunch crunch crunch.

 

[SwampDonkey]

Can me an Tess come? I fink we wood reely reely like it an we are bofe Veryvery Goodgirls xxxxxxx

Course you can come

 

[SwampDonkey]

I found a braa, I found a braa. He he he. They are so fun I played an galloped wiv it for ages. Rawi grabbed it so we played tuggies and galloped wiv the bras. We pulled it to pieces. I like braas they are fab toys. Every one should av s bra. We destroyed the booby bits. He he he I said boobies. Boobies boobies. He he he.
Iver the bra less

 

[Candy]

Tess has got me Duck. She is skweekin it. I am sittin next to Mother Justincase she needs sum help wiv her brekfast. I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[Candy]

Tess has gon agen. I hardly ever bit her ears this time and I fink I onlee climed on her back won singul time. I fink I hav been Veryvery good.
Mother ses don't wurry Joy, lots of nice fings cumingup. I fink that is becos I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx.

 

[Candy]

I wos just finkin praps the nice fing Cummingup mite be Crissmuss. Wot do yoo fink frends?
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[Loraseal]

GGJ I luv luv kissmuss but me hooman bruvva finks I am santa!!