The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[edzbird]

eer tikkels ar gud too Lady Talia an Coco liykes leg tikkels. Haf too saiye thowe, ther is not menny peepul I wud let tikkel me, Grrrrrrr, Angri Dog.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[Lab_adore]

I had a big play wif my fren Margo this morning but it was too hot to run run run. So I sat and let Margo run round me. Then mum did pip pip pip on the wisselthing and I ran to her an got STAKE. Ace

I like eer tikkels too Megan fren

Them pom poms sound orsum Hunter. I will research mums wordrobe next time she opens it

 

[SteffiS]

Mum has broked my water bowl . She has gived me a horidable metel bowl that makes my teef hurt, I am not drinkin owt of that Mum . She said it’s that or a cat bowl, well Mum this is wot I fink .

Toffee - the not norty one.

 

[kateincornwall]

Las nite , I desidid not to go to bed wiv the hoomans cos I wis all worm and comfy in me bed so I staid in it an then in nitetime I did waik up an was a bit nippy so I got on the sofffa fing with Roobin an we cuddeld up an I wis still there in the mornin ( but I goin to hooman bed tonite cos I likes the fever fing on it ) Nelly xxx

 

[Candy]

Nelly, sumtimes wen the Fireinametalbox is all hotanluvlee I stay in me downstairs bed wen Mother goes upstairs. Then wen it is cold I go to me bedroom bed to be near to Mother agen.
Awl dogs shood hav a choyse of beds. Sownlee rite.
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[edzbird]

I gets on hyoomun bed mebbee mid niyte mebbee too aiy em....but orlwaiyse I get the bestist spot. My bed gets tooo cowld after a wile.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[Candy]

Today I fort we wos havin a Partee! Uncle Mark came to see Mother in the gardin. We always hav a Partee wen Uncle Mark comes, wiv peepel an food an drinks an larfin an lots of tummy rubs. Sluvlee! So I got Veryvery cited an I jumped up at Uncle Mark kwite a lot. But Mother sed Nono Joy, snot a Partee it is goin to be Sheds.
Wot is Sheds? Has ennywon else had Sheds? Is it fun and can yoo eat it? Is it ennyfing like a Partee?
I have not had a Partee for Agisanagis. I fink I shood have one becos I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[Lab_adore]

I luva Partee too GGJ Fren. We had wun not long ago with lotsa food an drinks an larfin an tummy rubs.

I'm going on a hollyday tomorrow to kennels. Not for ever and ever like larst time, just for three big sleeps. I will be able to play wif new doggie frens lots and lots. Will be fun.

 

[Atemas]

I'm going on a hollyday tomorrow to kennels. Not for ever and ever like larst time, just for three big sleeps.

Maxx, I is going to the kennles today for one sleep . Hope I gets to run and run in the big field

Red

 

[SwampDonkey]

We will mostly being bouncy today. We were yesterday and the day before. We like bouncy. Laters
Iver biteyface

 

[edzbird]

What's a party?

- Coco

 

[SteffiS]

I’m soooo tired, Ripples was barkin all nite and goin to the toilets lodes and lodes cos he has bad tummies. Mum is reaaaallly cross and said Dad has let Ripples eet rubbish. I am goin to hide under my blankets all day and do snoozes .

Toffee - the not norty one

 

[snowbunny]

Sniffled Lady Not For Trusting. Research continues.

Nisha.

 

[edzbird]

I bet she smelled good Nisha. Have another go, brave one.

- Coco

 

[HAH]

'Lo Nisha. I think you're everso brayve like m'friend Coco says. She might taste good too, I heard she's sumtimes got chikkin. An Cheez.

*Kipper*

 

[Candy]

Nisha I fink yoo is Veryvery brave. I wish I was brave like yoo. I fink I wood like to be yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[HAH]

Hey everywun! I jus tuk anegbox and there wus actual EGZ init! An Curly did squeek an sed "Kipperkinweswup?" in ever so high an smily a voice, but I wasn't really in the mood an I got to eet a HOLE EG. It wus really tasty, an then I got a fish for givin the other egs back. Some were a bit wetter than before an notsoround, but 'parently that was okay.

*Kipper*

 

[SwampDonkey]

Nasty big dog bummed Me and growled at me and scared me. Rory and ging charged in growling and got I'm off me. I hates that big dog he's a proper sh*t. He's mean ging growled at his mum and made us go a different way. We played in the river til he had pi**ed off. He then chased another teeny dog and his mum growled too. Mean dog got put on his lead and marched off home. I don't like im. I don't think that rory or ging like im either. Lots of other dogs and their monkey butler's don't like im either
Iver the muddy

 

[Beanwood]

I is not happy! Bimble as pupsies in her tummy, an I said could I haves one to play wif, an she says no! I know she has LOTS of pupsies! Probubbly about 20...an she dun wan to give me jus one!!!

Otter

pee ess - she is getting lots more fud too!

 

[Sophiedoodle]

I is not happy! Bimble as pupsies in her tummy, an I said could I haves one to play wif, an she says no! I know she has LOTS of pupsies! Probubbly about 20...an she dun wan to give me jus one!!!

Otter

pee ess - she is getting lots more fud too!

I will b ‘avin pupsies next yeer. You can av one ov mine Otter!
Oreo x