The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

Today mummy did trainin with me and she gave me lots of treats cos I'm clever and then Amber played wif me in the stream and then we emptied a bin and mum squeaked.
There is this old animal in the house which won't play. It's name is Bear parently. It's abit wierd so I keep sniffin at it. I don't think it's a rat or a rabbit but should I chase and kill it? I barks at it sometimes but mum squeaks at me.

Alex.
 

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I'd like a toffee frend at home I think so long as he plays with me an doesn eat my dinner

We're still going to the new dog park. I got a new frend Macca and we run around a lot but then he tries to hump me an I don like it. We also doing a lot of walking around the river an I'm not allowed to pull dad along like I use to. But it's ok cos I'm gettin' more treats. Mum said I'm getting podgy and going to have to go on a dye-et when training is finished. Oh an they still blow that whistle lots
 

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Hey Fergus, yes Mum and Dad said Im a work in progress too. We are up to exercise four whatever that meens. Every time I heer the whistle I get yummy warm meaty treets so it's so so good! Now Dad runs backwards and makes me run to him to get the treets so its even more fun. I think when the progress is finished i mite be able to go back to our normal doggie park and see my frends Spencer and Roscoe. They mus be wonderin' where I am :cry:
 
I was bored it was too hot for walks too hot for games so I got all the pegs from the washing line all the socks and pants from the washing line all the buckets and plant pots and took to ging in the house. She was very pleased with me I'm such a good dog. She hide them from me but she's done such a good job I haven't found them yet. I also did bouncy bouncy on the bed and sitting on ging it was a fun afternoon. She says if it cool enough I'm going for a big walk today.
 
This afternoon , Mummy took me for a walk round our vilij , I had to wear the dreded harnis but then sumthing nice hapend . We turned a corner and this massif chocolate coloured dog was coming twards us with its Mummy . Wen it sore Mummy , it started to cri wiv egsitment , it luves Mummy cos it was my bruver Sams best frend and it remembers that . It is called Yorkie , it jumpd about wiv masiv egsitement , Mummy and Yorkies Mummy were both crying , I stud there and wagd my magnificent tail at this chocolate monster and he kissed me , Nelly xxx
 
Ging met monkey ruthie they both cried you know the leaky I thing and then hugged then gings nose bled I like blood it smells good.there were loads of monkeys with leaky eyes today on big park.even Fred's dad was leaky. What s bunch of soggy monkeys.i just gave out loads of Labrador love and got loads of hugs today, monkeys are weird.
 

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Awww Rory you are a good frend to your hoomans. There was a lady we met on our walk this morning an she had leaky eyes too. I think she misses her labbydor.

I got up on mum and dad's bed! Finally! An Mum was still in it so there were lots of sqeaks an flyin' fur. It soooo cozy

Mums at home so all is well in Maxx's world. But she's gone to get something done to the claws on her foot paws cos it's getting warm again. I don't like it when dad touches my claws so I hope she's ok.
 
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