The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[SwampDonkey]

The bestist thing I did today was stealin a bottle of water an bittin a hole in it. And runnin round the house wiv it making it squirt. It went everywhere. Ging was livid. She'd got her sticky arms on so I ran away. He he he
Laters

 

[SwampDonkey]

Today after much pondering I decided that I might like bananas. It's taken me 7 years of trying em and not liking em, but today I finally decided I do like em... A bit. I will now eat banana but they have to be just right, I'm not eating any old banana.
I'm a very thoughtful chap.
Rory

 

[Selina27]

I agree Rory I don't reelly like nan as.

 

[Lab_adore]

My hoomans put nanas an hunny an water in a mashine that makes big noise an turns nanas into likwid an they put it ina Kong an freeze it. Ace

 

[kateincornwall]

This is me, yor fren Roobin an I am nackerd cos I bin playin all day an now its time for sleep xx
I hav mi hed on a toy bone fing but I carnt be bovvered to move x

 

[SwampDonkey]

My hoomans put nanas an hunny an water in a mashine that makes big noise an turns nanas into likwid an they put it ina Kong an freeze it. Ace

I don't like hunny it's yuk.
Rory the super fussy

 

[Rosie]

Pongo did you eet it up?
I woz sik last week and papa would na let me eet it up.

Nope.
I just sikked some more.
Dad said whydidyouhavetodoitonthenewcarpetpongo.
Dad is crool

 

[VanillaBean]

You can't help it Pongo, got to be sick got to be sick...only other thing is to give you access to the hooman bowl that they use when being sick???
Hope you feel better soon

V & H

 

[Lab_adore]

Pongo fren, its dog law: always gotta be sick on the carpet or the best rug. This is the law.

 

[Candy]

We had a Partee! A Partee! .....Well, a bit of a smoll partee but we had Me an Mother an Uncle Jase an Auntie Sofa and we did playin an eatin an larfin an larfin an larfin. Doeno Wot they find to larf abowt Somuch but me an Mother are Veryvery happy now, so Sallrite frends.
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[edzbird]

Bin in the gardin orl daiye an yistdaiye. The shiynee skiye-bol is owte. Not worrm but it is owe-kaiye with ower furr cowtes. We run an catch an tug. Helpt mum paiynte the shed(?) too daiye orlso. She gets browne spots an I diddunt.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[snowbunny]

We did halp in the gardin too. Mum bin in the gardin lots an lots larss few dayz, bin brill. She wuz diggin so Squidge did halp wiv diggin. Then we awl did halp wiv lying wer we new she wonted to dig next so as to give her a brek, y'see. Then we awl did lick her fayce lots an lots, speshully me and then did push her onto her bum an back sos we cud bundle on top fer fun.
Halpin is gud. Gotta halp wen you can.

Willow

 

[MrChew]

I went to a noo place called a Jim where mum and dad lift hevy things an then put them down again. No idea why. But I got to sniffsniffsniff an I think there are sometimes other dogs at the Jim! Mum sez there is a doggy called Jellybeen.

I halped by likking them whenever they lay down on the grownd doing planks an such. I also barked at the skwatrack.

 

[Loraseal]

Mama norty....no brekkie.....alien bum lady.....very sleepy....zzzzzzzzzz

 

[kateincornwall]

O no, Hunter my fren , I sorry bout this , I fink I mite be the saim soon , cos I herd Mummy say to Daddy that she orderd a sute fing for me for afta a oprashun , Roobin x I hope yu feel beta soon x

 

[Candy]

I hav had oprayshuns. Snot fun. Yoo do get lots of cuddles an treets an Sardeens after thoe. Well, yoo do if yoo are Me,
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[edzbird]

Soz Hunter, mate. I think you should/will get lots of treats later. Milk it Hunter, milk it.

- Coco

 

[edzbird]

OWEMIYEGOSH! I seen the biggust dog evva this mornin. He did run up to me from nowe wer but I ad to luk up hiye in the skiye to see him. He woz massiff. I wosnt friytund. I didunt nowe wot to think so I sat downe in the rowde. Mum did snuggul me after.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[SwampDonkey]

Ging as a big bit chopped off her face today. Theres a big white Fing on er face we want to get it an eat it. She's a bit sleepy now.
Laters Ivers

 

[edzbird]

Theres a big white Fing on er face we want to get it an eat it.

OOh yumm...let us know if you do.

- Coco